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TakeYouToTasker 2.0

I think we can all agree that Florida Man deserves his own thread.


I’ll start.



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2 hours ago, B-Man said:

The Most Florida Man Story Ever (This Week)

Florida Man Almond Milk (Mugshot courtesy of local authorities.)

Whole Milk Vs Almond Milk Florida Man Slashes His Cousin With A Pocket Knife During An Argument On What Is Better White Milk Or Almond Milk




I’m actually upset over the fact that they don’t say which milk he was supporting.

Looks like an almond milk guy. It’s the dull eyes.  Dead giveaway.




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  • 4 months later...
Just now, Foxx said:


I'll see your oompa loompas and raise you,




I see your oompa loompa and raise you a weirdo who hangs out with children




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