Florida Man

[TakeYouToTasker 2.0]

I think we can all agree that Florida Man deserves his own thread.

 

I’ll start.

 

 

[B-Man]

The Most Florida Man Story Ever (This Week)

(Mugshot courtesy of local authorities.)

Whole Milk Vs Almond Milk Florida Man Slashes His Cousin With A Pocket Knife During An Argument On What Is Better White Milk Or Almond Milk

 

 

[snafu]

2 hours ago, B-Man said:

The Most Florida Man Story Ever (This Week)

(Mugshot courtesy of local authorities.)

Whole Milk Vs Almond Milk Florida Man Slashes His Cousin With A Pocket Knife During An Argument On What Is Better White Milk Or Almond Milk

 

 

 

I’m actually upset over the fact that they don’t say which milk he was supporting.

Looks like an almond milk guy. It’s the dull eyes.  Dead giveaway.

 

 

 

[Koko]

Almond milk vs. Cow milk? There is only one correct answer:

 

[mead107]

6 hours ago, TakeYouToTasker 2.0 said:

I think we can all agree that Florida Man deserves his own thread.

 

I’ll start.

 

 

Agree

[B-Man]

[TakeYouToTasker 2.0]

https://www.local10.com/news/local/2020/10/28/man-mauled-by-leopard-behind-davie-home/

[TakeYouToTasker 2.0]

[KD in CA]

^

I love Yahtzee!  Play it with my kids all the time.

 

He looks like the kind of guy who routinely misses his upper half bonus.

[devnull]

Just now, TakeYouToTasker 2.0 said:

 

 

 

[Foxx]

13 hours ago, devnull said:

 

 

 

 

I'll see your oompa loompas and raise you,

 

[devnull]

Just now, Foxx said:

 

I'll see your oompa loompas and raise you,

 

 

I see your oompa loompa and raise you a weirdo who hangs out with children

 

 

[LB3]

 

 

[Seasons1992]

2 hours ago, LB3 said:

 

 

 

Well.....I mean.....DUH.

[Keukasmallie]

On 10/25/2020 at 10:48 AM, B-Man said:

 

Those bastards!  Why isn't there a pic of one of the squirrels?

[LB3]

 

 

[Ninety-4]

https://www.cnn.com/2020/12/20/us/florida-pythons-eat-study-trnd/index.html

 

[mead107]

Heading to the granddaughters next Tuesday.  Oldest one turns 9 on Wednesday. 
 

[Uncle Joe]

I'll give him a one on the car jump.

Florida driver smashes through gate, jumps rising drawbridge (video)
https://www.oregonlive.com/news/2021/04/florida-driver-smashes-through-gate-jumps-rising-drawbridge-video.html

[Foxx]

Florida (wo)man.

 

https://twitter.com/FloridaMan__/status/1383541171599777793

 

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