I am resurrecting Miami Haiku threads here

[Joe]

I hate Miami

Squish the damned nutless dolphins

i hate miami

 

Edited September 14, 2021 by Foxx
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[mead107]

Fish for dinner Sunday  🐬 

[NCBillsFan]

Urine Miami

Stench of rotting fish abounds

Allen to Diggs wins

[Ann]

Miami is bad

Miami blows dolphin chunks

Squish the fish Sunday

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

I hate Miami.

God, do I hate Miami.

I hate Miami.

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

Now having a root

Canal.  Still beats watching a

Dolphins victory.

[Figster]

Miami has given us the ability now to take at least a tie for the lead in the AFC East with one win.  Bills D can eat Tua fish sandwhiches for lunch.

 

I like em ;  )

[Joe]

14 minutes ago, Figster said:

Miami has given us the ability now to take at least a tie for the lead in the AFC East with one win.  Bills D can eat Tua fish sandwhiches for lunch.

 

I like em ;  )

 

Format error on the defense, 10 yard penalty, replay third down.

 

[GG1]

Offense fell on face

Stop reading the headlines

The bell tolls for Tua

 

 

[NCBillsFan]

Chuck Knox once said

Fukc'em where they breathe 

Do this to Miami

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

Tagovailoa.

I both pity and laugh at

Tagovailoa.

[Joe]

4 minutes ago, Crap Throwing Monkey said:

Tagovailoa.

I both pity and laugh at

Tagovailoa.

 

That took some effort

I approve wholeheartedly

Good on you Tommy

 

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

Rest in peace Shula.

I don't speak ill of the dead

...

[devnull]

F*ck that other place
Oh, and the dolphins suck too
Go Bills, Squish the Fish

[SabreKV]

Relax, Josh has this

He is the Dolphins daddy

Fukc off Poloncarz

[You Dirty Rat]

Miami is actually in Cuba...

 

Los delfines apestan  

[CarpetCrawler]

Sunday surely sucked.

On laurels offense rested,

don't do it again.

[KD in CA]

Strange, strange days indeed

No vaccine?  You must stay home

Enjoy the road games

[Joe]

Still hate Miami

Worse than the chowda cheaters 

Marino sucks pole 

 

 

 

 

[NCBillsFan]

Leave New York now

Fish, jags, bucs no card needed

I hate Miami