Gameweek Limerick thread

[Jabba The Hutt]

Borrowing a page from Gugny ATOP...

 

Wanted to share my beautiful poetry here since I'm sure it'll be banned ATOP.

 

Let's hear it everybody!

 

There once was two men named Josh Allen

But only one would I let touch my phallus

Right Josh will hurdle 

While Wrong Josh will turtle

Soon Lawrence will be Josh's backup

[Foxx]

[Jabba The Hutt]

Everybody can join in and make their own Limerick Poem for this weeks game.

[Ann]

1 hour ago, Jabba The Hutt said:

Everybody can join in and make their own Limerick Poem for this weeks game.

I'm not sure anyone can come close to touching yours...

[B-Man]

 

 

 

There was a young kicker named Bass,

 

known for his eye black and "brass"

 

Bills fans sit and smile,

 

as he kicks it a mile

 

We know that his play is first class.

 

 

 

 

 

[B-Man]

 

 

 

There was a young QB named Josh,

 

Who threw and ran with panache,

 

When our Mr. Allen

 

Would show off his talent,

 

The rest of the teams he would squash.

 

 

 

 

.

[Fansince88]

17 hours ago, Ann said:

I'm not sure anyone can come close to touching yours...

His limerick?

[devnull]

There once was a QB named Trevor
Who was supposed to lose never
A woke metrosexual hillbilly
Whose professional play has been silly
And a coach who isn't that clever

[CarpetCrawler]

There once was a QB named Trubisky,

Whose COVID precautions were risky.

If Josh ends up out,

I'll sit home and pout,

And spend the whole day drinking whiskey.

[Koko]

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Go Bills!

[Jabba The Hutt]

2 hours ago, devnull said:

There once was a QB named Trevor
Who was supposed to lose never
A woke metrosexual hillbilly
Whose professional play has been silly
And a coach who isn't that clever

Is Lawrence really woke?

[Seasons1992]

On 11/5/2021 at 12:00 PM, Jabba The Hutt said:

Borrowing a page from Gugny ATOP...

 

Wanted to share my beautiful poetry here since I'm sure it'll be banned ATOP.

 

Let's hear it everybody!

 

There once was two men named Josh Allen

But only one would I let touch my phallus

Right Josh will hurdle 

While Wrong Josh will turtle

Soon Lawrence will be Josh's backup

 

While the structure is OK, your rhyming skills need VAST improvement.

[Seasons1992]

22 hours ago, B-Man said:

 

 

 

There was a young kicker named Bass,

 

known for his eye black and "brass"

 

Bills fans sit and smile,

 

as he kicks it a mile

 

We know that his play is first class.

 

 

 

 

 

[Seasons1992]

11 hours ago, devnull said:

There once was a QB named Trevor
Who was supposed to lose never
A woke metrosexual hillbilly
Whose professional play has been silly
And a coach who isn't that clever

 

Well done, hypnotoad....

[Jabba The Hutt]

50 minutes ago, Seasons1992 said:

 

While the structure is OK, your rhyming skills need VAST improvement.

It's all about the delivery to the tune of the Man from Nantucket...💩