Relationship Advice

[Ann]

I am sure you old married men have lots of advice to share on how to keep the home fires burning. 🙂

[Ann]

[RochesterRob]

3 minutes ago, Ann said:

  So, you have met my wife.

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

13 minutes ago, Ann said:

 

Common conversation in my house.

 

"When you get a chance..."

 

"I can't right now."

 

"I know...when you get a chance..."

 

"I know that means now.  I can't."

 

"But when you get a chance..."

 

<<...five minutes later...>>

 

"Never mind, if you're not going to do it, I'll do it myself."

 

"No, I'll do it, when I get a chance." 

 

 

 

 

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

And there is one very simple reason my wife and I have stayed together almost 20 years now.

 

Separate bathrooms.

[Foxx]

Trust me, don't even try to understand. Just go over to the dark side, it's easier that way.

[Ann]

1 hour ago, Crap Throwing Monkey said:

And there is one very simple reason my wife and I have stayed together almost 20 years now.

 

Separate bathrooms.

The secret to a long marriage. 

[Foxx]

I once asked my wife if I was the only one she'd ever been with. She replied yeah, all the others were at least seven or eights.

 

[B-Man]

 

 

I saw my wife putting on her sexy underwear this morning. This can only mean one thing.

It’s laundry day.

 

 

[B-Man]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[MothersMilk]

Surprise her once in awhile.

 

[MothersMilk]

[KD in CA]

On 12/29/2021 at 3:07 PM, MothersMilk said:

 

At this point I'd settle for just 'Minimize all noise".  I swear there's just never five minutes of peace and quiet.

[ExiledInIllinois]

Let's turn the clock back a little to the "good ole days!" 

 

Always be sympathetic:

Yet... That doesn't mean one has to stop trying in a relationship:

Always important to look your best!

 

 

Okay... Gotta go, I will just show myself out the door right now... 😆 

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

10 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

Let's turn the clock back a little to the "good ole days!" 

 

Always be sympathetic:

Yet... That doesn't mean one has to stop trying in a relationship:

Always important to look your best!

 

 

Okay... Gotta go, I will just show myself out the door right now... 😆 

 

My wife would burn the beer.

[ExiledInIllinois]

Fellas... If you wanna win her heart.  Stroll down the aisle again with her!  Get to your local A&P quick! 😏

 And a stroke saver iron never hurts! ONLY $12.95! 10 day home trial!

Okay... I gotta duck from, I hear footsteps @Ann 🤭😁

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

3 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

Fellas... If you wanna win her heart.  Stroll down the aisle again with her!  Get to your local A&P quick! 😏

 And a stroke saver iron never hurts! ONLY $12.95! 10 day home trial!

 

Okay... I gotta duck from, I hear footsteps @Ann 🤭😁

 

Some day, I'm going to convince my wife that we have to get dressed up to go grocery shopping.

[Nanker]

A guy said his wife’s birthday was coming up and she kept leaving jewelry magazines and catalogs all over the house. 
 

So he bought her a magazine rack. 

[Nanker]

9 minutes ago, Nanker said:

A guy said his wife’s birthday was coming up and she kept leaving jewelry magazines and catalogs all over the house. 
 

So he bought her a magazine rack. 

I knew that would get me in trouble. 

[snafu]

I’ve got no advice to give.

I don’t know how I got married. I don’t know how I’ve stayed married for so long. It’s a lifelong mystery.