James Cook vs. James Hook

[Arm of Harm]

James Cook is a RB, drafted in the 2nd round by the Bills. He has a gear Singletary lacks. You could say that Cook is 2/3 RB 1/3 WR. Great at catching passes out of the backfield. You can line him up as a WR. If the defense makes the mistake of covering him with a LB, it’s a mismatch, and should be an easy completion. 
 

James Hook is better known as Captain Hook. A crocodile had bitten off his hand, which has been replaced by an iron hook. Captain Hook is known for his cruelty, and for using the hook rather freely. He is the captain of the pirate ship Jolly Roger. He is the only man of whom Long John Silver is afraid. He is the enemy of Peter Pan. Hook was born and raised a member of Britain’s upper class, and is a graduate of Eton College. 
 

Of the two, Hook is the superior leader. However he leads mostly by fear. Easy to imagine Hook becoming the head coach of a team such as the Tampa Bay Buccaneers or the Las Vegas Raiders. If his team got a bad call he’d rip into the official. So to speak. 

[3rdnlng]

3 hours ago, Arm of Harm said:

James Cook is a RB, drafted in the 2nd round by the Bills. He has a gear Singletary lacks. You could say that Cook is 2/3 RB 1/3 WR. Great at catching passes out of the backfield. You can line him up as a WR. If the defense makes the mistake of covering him with a LB, it’s a mismatch, and should be an easy completion. 
 

James Hook is better known as Captain Hook. A crocodile had bitten off his hand, which has been replaced by an iron hook. Captain Hook is known for his cruelty, and for using the hook rather freely. He is the captain of the pirate ship Jolly Roger. He is the only man of whom Long John Silver is afraid. He is the enemy of Peter Pan. Hook was born and raised a member of Britain’s upper class, and is a graduate of Eton College. 
 

Of the two, Hook is the superior leader. However he leads mostly by fear. Easy to imagine Hook becoming the head coach of a team such as the Tampa Bay Buccaneers or the Las Vegas Raiders. If his team got a bad call he’d rip into the official. So to speak. 

Been spending the wee hours of the night with Wawrow, eh?

[Sig1Hunter]

35 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said:

Been spending the wee hours of the night with Wawrow, eh?

That sounds like a miserable experience that no amount of alcohol could mitigate 

[Ann]

4 hours ago, Arm of Harm said:

James Cook is a RB, drafted in the 2nd round by the Bills. He has a gear Singletary lacks. You could say that Cook is 2/3 RB 1/3 WR. Great at catching passes out of the backfield. You can line him up as a WR. If the defense makes the mistake of covering him with a LB, it’s a mismatch, and should be an easy completion. 
 

James Hook is better known as Captain Hook. A crocodile had bitten off his hand, which has been replaced by an iron hook. Captain Hook is known for his cruelty, and for using the hook rather freely. He is the captain of the pirate ship Jolly Roger. He is the only man of whom Long John Silver is afraid. He is the enemy of Peter Pan. Hook was born and raised a member of Britain’s upper class, and is a graduate of Eton College. 
 

Of the two, Hook is the superior leader. However he leads mostly by fear. Easy to imagine Hook becoming the head coach of a team such as the Tampa Bay Buccaneers or the Las Vegas Raiders. If his team got a bad call he’d rip into the official. So to speak. 

Sometimes I worry about you, @Arm of Harm. 

[B-Man]

 

 

 

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[IDBillzFan]

I have no idea WTF you're trying to say here, but I'd almost prefer you go back to bitching about Frazier.

 

Almost.

[Nanker]

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

Since the average person doesn't run the ball at all, James Cook is more in error than James Hook.

[devnull]

James Brook is a stream in Middlesex County, in the U.S. state of Massachusetts. It is a tributary to the Nashua River.

[Alaska Darin]

 

[Deranged Rhino]

3 hours ago, IDBillzFan said:

I have no idea WTF you're trying to say here, but I'd almost prefer you go back to bitching about Frazier.

 

Almost.

[Taro T]

8 hours ago, Alaska Darin said:

 

 

James L. Brooks of Taxi fame.

 

[Arm of Harm]

If Captain Hook were to become head coach of the Bucs or Raiders, what might his interaction with his team be like? The below video sheds some light on that question. 
 

 

 

[Jabba The Hutt]

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