Disney’s “The Insurrection!”

[Dubs]

Get your popcorn ready

 

Edited June 9, 2022 by Dubs

[Dubs]

 

[Foxx]

The lead disinfo agent of them all promotes their latest graft.

 

"...the first non-peaceful transfer of power in our history", my fanny.

[Dubs]

This is quite possibly the most absurd moment in American history. Either this will get ignored and change nothing or more Americans will finally say enough with this bullshit and vote out these swamp creatures en mass come November. I’m not too hopeful. 

[devnull]

The Insurrection!  What a show!

The Insurrection!  Here we go!

We know you wish we would go away!

But the Insurrection's here and it's here to stay

 

 

[Foxx]

10 minutes ago, devnull said:

The Insurrection!  What a show!

The Insurrection!  Here we go!

We know you wish we would go away!

But the Insurrection's here and it's here to stay

 

 

I'm reading that tonight's event will have a "Hollywood" style presentation.

just thought you'd like to know your tax dollars are being well spent...

[KD in CA]

Chilling!!

 

So let's pretend for a moment that a few dozen yahoos actually did get into the House Chambers, 'blocked the constitutional transfer of power', and AOC was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom for singlehandedly leading all the Congresscritters through the catacombs to safety.....while dodging sniper fire....and wearing a properly fitted mask.

 

And then....what do YOU think would have happened?

 

a) Cops get their shit together, yahoos are arrested, House reconvenes a couple hours later and completes the ceremonial vote electing Early Stage Joe.

b) Everyone goes home and Trump somehow just stays as President.

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

1 hour ago, Foxx said:

The lead disinfo agent of them all promotes their latest graft.

 

"...the first non-peaceful transfer of power in our history", my fanny.

 

I read the first sentence of that, and was honestly confused for a moment if he was talking about the Democrats' "resistance" against Trump.

 

Disingenuous ass-rat.

[Foxx]

24 minutes ago, KD in CA said:

Chilling!!

 

So let's pretend for a moment that a few dozen yahoos actually did get into the House Chambers, 'blocked the constitutional transfer of power', and AOC was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom for singlehandedly leading all the Congresscritters through the catacombs to safety.....while dodging sniper fire....and wearing a properly fitted mask.

 

And then....what do YOU think would have happened?

 

a) Cops get their shit together, yahoos are arrested, House reconvenes a couple hours later and completes the ceremonial vote electing Early Stage Joe.

b) Everyone goes home and Trump somehow just stays as President.

I suppose those two options are better than the third, where they all punt and declare Nancy to be President for Life.

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

24 minutes ago, KD in CA said:

Chilling!!

 

So let's pretend for a moment that a few dozen yahoos actually did get into the House Chambers, 'blocked the constitutional transfer of power', and AOC was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom for singlehandedly leading all the Congresscritters through the catacombs to safety.....while dodging sniper fire....and wearing a properly fitted mask.

 

And then....what do YOU think would have happened?

 

a) Cops get their shit together, yahoos are arrested, House reconvenes a couple hours later and completes the ceremonial vote electing Early Stage Joe.

b) Everyone goes home and Trump somehow just stays as President.

 

It is legitimately illegal to disrupt a session of Congress.  

 

It is not however, an insurrection or a coup.  Even if that session is certifying an election.  You can't overturn the results of an election by interrupting its certification by Congress. 

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

45 minutes ago, Foxx said:

I'm reading that tonight's event will have a "Hollywood" style presentation.

just thought you'd like to know your tax dollars are being well spent...

 

Tom Cruise is riding a motorcycle away from an explosion without a helmet? 

[Foxx]

3 minutes ago, Crap Throwing Monkey said:

 

Tom Cruise is riding a motorcycle away from an explosion without a helmet? 

With a helicopter crashing to the ground...

[Foxx]

5 minutes ago, Crap Throwing Monkey said:

 

It is legitimately illegal to disrupt a session of Congress.  

 

It is not however, an insurrection or a coup.  Even if that session is certifying an election.  You can't overturn the results of an election by interrupting its certification by Congress. 

Is it part and parcel of the illegality for the House police to open the doors to the Capital for what they know are protestors?

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

1 minute ago, Foxx said:

Is it part and parcel of the illegality for the House police to open the doors to the Capital for what they know are protestors?

 

For protesters, yes.  But they didn't know these so-called "protesters" were actually insurrectionists.  So the insurrectionists are additionally guilty of lying to federal law enforcement!!!  [/disingenuous ass-rat]

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

4 minutes ago, Foxx said:

With a helicopter crashing to the ground...

 

Who would you rather see produce a Hollywood-style congressional report. 

 

1) Michael Bay, with one of his patented cocaine-fueled explosion spectacles?

2) Roland Emmerich, with one of his clinically sociopathic "end of the world" spectacles?

 

I'm thinking I'd prefer 2, but I'm thinking it's going to end up being an M. Knight Shyamalan soporific surprise-twist snooze-fests.  

[Dubs]

Preview of the cast:

 

Alec Baldwin as Donald Trump

Will Smith as the cop that killed Ashley Babbit

Gina Carnao as Ashley Babbit

Nic Cage as Buffalo guy

Anne Ramsey as Nanci Pelosi

Martha Stewart as Liz Cheney

Mr. Mackey as Adam Schiff

Lizzo as Gerold Nadler

 

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

1 minute ago, Dubs said:

Preview of the cast:

 

Alec Baldwin as Donald Trump

Will Smith as the cop that killed Ashley Babbit

Gina Carnao as Ashley Babbit

Nic Cage as Buffalo guy

Anne Ramsey as Nanci Pelosi

Martha Stewart as Liz Cheney

Mr. Mackey as Adam Schiff

Lizzo as Gerold Nadler

 

 

They'd cast Dwayne Johnson as Schiff, to make him out to be as heroic as possible.

 

Progressives would eat that shit up.

[Foxx]

6 minutes ago, Crap Throwing Monkey said:

 

Who would you rather see produce a Hollywood-style congressional report. 

 

1) Michael Bay, with one of his patented cocaine-fueled explosion spectacles?

2) Roland Emmerich, with one of his clinically sociopathic "end of the world" spectacles?

 

I'm thinking I'd prefer 2, but I'm thinking it's going to end up being an M. Knight Shyamalan soporific surprise-twist snooze-fests.  

I'm thinking a Denis Villeneuve dystopian b production might be the way to go since I'm sure that is how it is going to be portrayed.

[Dubs]

1 minute ago, Crap Throwing Monkey said:

 

They'd cast Dwayne Johnson as Schiff, to make him out to be as heroic as possible.

 

Progressives would eat that shit up.

that’s like saying Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Devito are twins. 

[Foxx]

Just now, Dubs said:

that’s like saying Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Devito are twins.