It's one of those nights where my son and wife are occupied for the next couple of hours, so I have a cold beer and will do something I've wanted to do for a long time.

 

I'm watching the Bills ass-beating of the Pats* for the umpteenth time and will post comments at various points of the game that always are in my noggin' when I watch it, but I'm always alone and talking to no one.

 

So I will comment here on various moments of the game as I watch it. Please join in.

 

First, who knows when I'll have to stop doing this, and I may stop in the middle to refill my beer, but I love this game and will give it my best shot.

 

Reminder. The Bills were playing in very cold temps. (7 degrees, feels like -5). Announcers are Ian Eagle with color from Charles Davis.

 

Last time they played in Buffalo, Jones threw three passes.

 

Leading up to this game, in the last three meetings, Josh Allen had 8 TDs and 0 picks vs. the Pats*.

 

Most prescient pre-game comment from Evan Washburn on the sidelines, after talking with Micah Hyde who told him "Early in this game, you're going to know who wants to be out here."s

 

100%.

 

Lets' effin' go with McKenzie ready to take the kick off and doing his best Leodis McKelvin and fumbles out of bounds.

 

 

Diggs hit early. Singletary runs hard on the second down for the first down.

 

Singletary really hit a stride in this game. They mention Judon, a Pro Bowler, no sacks in last four games, and you know what's coming.

Allen hits "a 23-yard rip" while leaving Judon in the dust.

 

First and 10 at the Pats* 30, and Allen throws the first of four incompletions to Sanders.

 

Think about this: Allen threw four incomplete passes; the last one early in the second quarter.

I was seriously thinking about watching that game again tonight myself.  

 

But I've watched it so much that I'm almost starting to feel sorry for the Pats.

 

Almost.

3rd and 3; McKenzie in the backfield. I spot a Gilliam jersey. Morse pulls and leads the way for Allen for 16 yards. FIrst and goal. Singletary stuff at the line. Next play, Allen hits Knox with "an excuse me TD from Josh Allen."

 

You watch Allen walk off the field, and later reports that he thought it was incomplete are evident. 

 

"Montana - Dwight Clark territory."

 

4 minutes ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

I was seriously thinking about watching that game again tonight myself.  

 

But I've watched it so much that I'm almost starting to feel sorry for the Pats.

 

Almost.

 

This is what I watch in lieu of porn.

After picking up a first down, false start for Jones. 1st and 15, run is stuffed by Phillips.  Before you know it's 3rd a d 15, and whatdayaknow...Mac Jones scrambles and hits Hunter Henry for 31 yards. Nice touch pass from Jones, but it looked like busted coverage. 

Next Bouldin drops a perfect throw at the 20. He just freaking dropped it, and it is something of a sub-plot for Jones on this night.

Jones somehow scrambles for a first down on 3rd and 10. Epenesa just misses his shoelaces.

 

You know what happens next.

 

Agholor is still looking for the ball in his hands to this day.

 

True story.

There is a GMFB commercial. Kay Adams is wearing a straw cowboy hat, looks amazing, and I miss her.

 

 

Edited July 20, 20222 yr by IDBillzFan

I just started my third beer, spilled it all over the coffee table, and I'm glad I'm alone right now.

Josh hits a 24 yard touch pass to Knox, and you know he's feeling it. 

 

We're told the Bills won 11 games convincingly. 

 

They show a Pats* fan with triple chins and his face covered in silver paint. It's sad.

There are three minutes left in the first quarter and Josh just threw his 3rd of 4 incompletions.

 

I was wrong. Allen throws his fourth and final incompletion to Diggs while we're still in the 1st quarter.

 

Somebody pinch me.

Josh throws a freaking rocket to Knox. What I love about this play are all the Bills players sliding into the endzone after the TD.

Find it. Watch it. I dig it.

23 minutes ago, IDBillzFan said:

 

This is what I watch in lieu of porn.

 

11 minutes ago, IDBillzFan said:

I just started my third beer, spilled it all over the coffee table, and I'm glad I'm alone right now.

You're not...check your closet

We're in the second quarter. Pats* down 14-0. It's third and 3 and I feel like this was the final nail in the coffin. They pitch the ball to Harris and Addison chases him down, literally looks at the 1st down marker while in pursuit and gets Harris out of bounds. It's 4th and 1 from their own 33, and Bellicheat* punts it.

 

I feel like Addison sealed the game with that big chase.

 

Oh, and guess who's not back to field the punt?

 

Exactly. 

 

 

I'm counting like I just spilled my beer. There are 13 minutes left in the second quarter, and NOW Josh misses his final incompletion to Davis.

There is a flag on the play and someone on the Bills Oline is playing rock/paper/scissors with no one in particular.

Allen breaks a tackle from the injured Barmore, 6'5, 310 lbs out of Alabama, and Josh goes for 8 yards. 

 

I know they mentioned Barmore being injured, but his leg wasn't going to help him on this play because he tried to tackle Josh high. 

 

Now we have a facemask call and the Bills are 1st  and10 at the 17.

 

Stats show the Pats* have 3 first downs to the Bills 13. Time out, Cheaters.

I love this game. One of my all time favorites.