It's here, it's finally here.  Time for the bestest non-game day thread around.

 

Since it's a short week, we'll start it with an oldy but a goody.

 

#### the ####ing Fish.

#### them really ####ing hard.

#### the ####ing Fish.

Tyrkeek has fast car

He drives it like crazy man

Police not amused

 

Fins win Super Bowl

In their minds only in the

Rock Hard Stadium

 

 

 

Tyreek arrested 
A nosed, puny dolphin lisps
despite the Hard Rock

2 minutes ago, Foxx said:

Tyreek arrested 
A nosed, puny dolphin lisps
despite the Hard Rock

Hey Mike Rosenthal

Tell him they be restin me

Dont knock on my glass

Squish the f*cking fish

Squish the mother f*cking fish

Squish the f*cking fish

Haiku is awkward

Like music written in 5ths

Bills in good rhythm

Tah-Go-Vai-Lo-Ah

There is no 'n' in your name

Yet people add one

 

 

Wilkins is gone now

The 'Old Miami Handshake'

A thing of the past

Hurdling warrior

Iron fist in velvet glove

Daddy’s coming home

—-

Ew, do you smell that?

Something 'Reeks. Rotten flounder?

Fish will be schooled

 

You got a fast car
We got a big fast Unicorn
Who is your daddy

A Florida man
A phrase that never ends well
More teeth than brain cells

 

 

Josh is a bad dad

He always beats his children

They’ll need therapy

The offense was strong

But defense dominated

Ingram to The House

Squished the fish again

Bills supreme as usual

Bye fish bye, cry cry

It's here, it's finally here.  Time for the bestest non-game day thread around taking center stage for the last time in the 2024 season.  (Sorry Fishie fans, your sushi boys ain't makin' the playoffs.)

 

Since it worked last time and we don't believe in fixing what ain't broken, we'll resume it with an oldy but a goody.

 

#### the ####ing Fish.

#### them really ####ing hard.

#### the ####ing Fish.

Stay in your cradle

You're coming to Daddy's house

Shed more tears, fish tears

6 hours ago, Seasons1992 said:

Von Miller is back

Tua should be worried sick

Bills 40, Fish 10

 

Mahi is the best

There is just one good dolphin

The porpoises stink

hike me the ball please

it isnt easy to catch

Shut up on your couch

Miami Dolphins,

Josh Allen is your daddy

Time for a spanking