The Bills won today because.... (karma reasons only)

[Just Jack]

Again, against the Texans, what did you do to help the Bills win?  I'll start...

 

I did not wear any Bills gear.  But I did watch the game, on my second monitor while I did some stuff for work on my home computer.  

[Ann]

I sat on my seat on the couch.

[GG1]

I had my tequila shot before kickoff.

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

I predicted the score would be 4-1 Bills.

 

Don't see @Ann complaining about that anymore, do we?  

[Joe]

The usual. Church. Kraken and Coke

 

[Nanker]

I take full responsibility. 

With the score 10 - 0, I left to go clamming with my wife. We were gone and without connectivity to the game until I returned home with a full peck of beautiful quahogs. It was then that I learned about the 40-0 final score. 

 

You're welcome.  

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

50 minutes ago, Nanker said:

I take full responsibility. 

With the score 10 - 0, I left to go clamming with my wife.

 

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

 

50 minutes ago, Nanker said:

I returned home with a full peck of beautiful quahogs.

 

There's medicine for that.  And you should have a talk with your wife.