2023 New Year Predictions

[Foxx]

This is the Year of the Water Rabbit.

The sign of the Rabbit is a symbol of longevity, peace, and prosperity.

 

Because the Yin Water element is associated with the color black,

some people will refer to it as the, “Year of the Black Rabbit.”

 

 

Last years Prediction Thread can be found here.

 

What do you think is going to happen this coming year? Is it going to be a year of metamorphosis?

 

I thought it might be fun to post your predictions for the coming year. Then when the year ends. we can have a look back at them and see what, if any came true or close to happening.

 

What ya got? 

[Ann]

Wow, according to my last year's predictions, I need to start playing the mega millions.
 

2023: More inflation, more job losses. 




 

[Koko]

The Bills are up big in the 4th quarter of the Super Bowl when the nuclear bombs start raining down.

[devnull]

Reviewing last years predictions thread, I was kinda right on this one between the Twitter files and that Scary Poppins lady

On 1/1/2022 at 6:57 PM, devnull said:

Not far fetched, just the wrong choice of programming

 

In the event of radio signals coming from space were detected (real or false flag), there would be a new Federal agency as well as something at the UN.

 

Any new agencies would have their own media wing, and probably their own streaming channel so they control their Narrative.

 

Basically a ministry of propaganda, a tactic I'm surprised the Faucists have not yet employed

 

Anyways, my 2023 predictions

 

Gas over $4 by summer

Inflation cools but is still above normal.  Regime media outlets praise our overlords

Another recession

[mead107]

Food shortages 

blackouts 

stay at home orders 

biden steps down 

[devnull]

On 12/27/2022 at 9:38 PM, mead107 said:

Food shortages 

blackouts 

stay at home orders 

biden steps down 

 

Your first two were already planned

 

Food Shortages = Learn to eat bugs serf!

Blackouts = Suggest=>Subsidize=>Request=>Force consumers to switch to electric vehicles

 

Your other two

 

Stay at home orders: Even China realizes the serfs aren't going to accept any more

 

Biden steps down: I had previously thought the plan was for Biden to step aside during the first half of 2023.  But that was before the Uniparty realized how Inept Tossy McWordSalad was.

[SackMan518]

2023 Predictions:

 

1. Biden steps down due to corruption but they sell it off as his health
2. Trump investigations go nowhere but makes Dems big donation dollars from their dopey base
3. Inflation continues to rise as wages don't keep pace, Most people see no sense in staying employed
4. Interest rates still going up to cover Federal Reserve malfeasance
5. Loans and mortgages crash with no one who's sane buying homes or cars
6. China invades Taiwan and the US does nothing except send more taxpayer money, new Facebook support frame added
7. Ukraine is forced to admit defeat and agrees to let Russia have the territories they already annexed, No refunds
8. Zelensky subsequently assassinated but it's blamed on an Orthodox Christian zealot
9. More food shortages but the good news is that Ramen noodles and Impossible Meat is widely available
10. Big Pharma continues to buy up or attack supplement companies since they hate cheaper competition
11. More Twitter files released with the public having zero trust in the MSM, Big Tech, and "the experts"
12. Fauci dies of "suddenly" but it's actually faked and he's living it up in Argentina under the name Tony Fettucine

 

 

 

 

[Koko]

1 hour ago, SackMan518 said:

More Twitter files released with the public having zero trust in the MSM, Big Tech, and "the experts"

 

More Twitter files released, with the public having zero interest because it will be suppressed by the MSM, Big Tech, and derided as a nothing-burger by the "experts".

[SackMan518]

37 minutes ago, Koko said:

 

More Twitter files released, with the public having zero interest because it will be suppressed by the MSM, Big Tech, and derided as a nothing-burger by the "experts".

 

On point. The average IQ in America is 98 which is just smart enough to run the machines, trust the "experts/soyience," be entertained by useless tripe like the Kardashians yet not intelligent enough to have critical thinking skills, examine the larger picture, and have a healthy skepticism.

[Deranged Rhino]

 

* @4merper4mer gets abducted by an alien - but it turns out to be Sammy with a drone, some dry ice, and a hell of a good light show.

 

* @Foxx discovers a long lost thumb drive with over 150,000 bitcoins on it and celebrates by buying several rows of seats in Arizona behind the Bills bench for the Super Bowl and invites the board. He then loses said thumb drive when it falls out of his pocket after the Bills win and he rushes the field. 

 

* @Ann and her husband win an all expense paid trip to Italy - where it turns out the Rock is shooting his newest movie. Sparks fly when they run into each other at the market, not just between Anne and Dwayne, but her husband and Dwyane too. The Hallmark Channel quickly options the rights to the trio's love story with aims of airing it next Christmas.

 

* @Koko wins a major case and winds up on the news for streaking the courthouse in celebration. A major talent scout sees the footage, and soon Koko finds himself on America's Got Talent streaking for Howie Mandel and Heidi Klum. He finishes in third place.

 

* @mead107 wins an All You Can Drink Wine escape to Northern California's wine country, causing a national wine shortage which reverberates throughout 2024.

 

* @Crap Throwing Clavin and @Spartacus actually agree on a topic, triggering the apocalypse - which  @devnull then rides out comfortably in his bunker with Foxx's missing thumb drive in hand.

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

Just now, Deranged Rhino said:

 

* @Crap Throwing Clavin and @Spartacus actually agree on a topic, triggering the apocalypse - which  @devnull then rides out comfortably in his bunker with Foxx's missing thumb drive in hand.

 

If we do, you know there's a conspiracy behind it.

[devnull]

25 minutes ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

If we do, you know there's a conspiracy behind it.

The Fidget Spinner Industrial Complex

[Koko]

33 minutes ago, Deranged Rhino said:

* @Koko wins a major case and winds up on the news for streaking the courthouse in celebration. A major talent scout sees the footage, and soon Koko finds himself on America's Got Talent streaking for Howie Mandel and Heidi Klum. He finishes in third place.

 

Like I need to win a major case to streak around the Courthouse... That's called Tuesdays around here.

[Koko]

15 minutes ago, devnull said:

The Fidget Spinner Industrial Complex

 

Run and controlled by MGM, no doubt.

[4merper4mer]

1 hour ago, Deranged Rhino said:

 

* @4merper4mer gets abducted by an alien - but it turns out to be Sammy with a drone, some dry ice, and a hell of a good light show.

 

* @Foxx discovers a long lost thumb drive with over 150,000 bitcoins on it and celebrates by buying several rows of seats in Arizona behind the Bills bench for the Super Bowl and invites the board. He then loses said thumb drive when it falls out of his pocket after the Bills win and he rushes the field. 

 

* @Ann and her husband win an all expense paid trip to Italy - where it turns out the Rock is shooting his newest movie. Sparks fly when they run into each other at the market, not just between Anne and Dwayne, but her husband and Dwyane too. The Hallmark Channel quickly options the rights to the trio's love story with aims of airing it next Christmas.

 

* @Koko wins a major case and winds up on the news for streaking the courthouse in celebration. A major talent scout sees the footage, and soon Koko finds himself on America's Got Talent streaking for Howie Mandel and Heidi Klum. He finishes in third place.

 

* @mead107 wins an All You Can Drink Wine escape to Northern California's wine country, causing a national wine shortage which reverberates throughout 2024.

 

* @Crap Throwing Clavin and @Spartacus actually agree on a topic, triggering the apocalypse - which  @devnull then rides out comfortably in his bunker with Foxx's missing thumb drive in hand.

Sammy tried that crap in 2017 and it didn’t fool me for a minute because the name of the “spaceship” was the HMS Carl is a slut.  Sammy is smart, but his vindictive nature renders him ineffective at times.

[devnull]

59 minutes ago, Koko said:

 

Run and controlled by MGM, no doubt.

MGM is just the front.  Some strategically placed product placements to encourage consumers to purchase Fidget Spinners

 

What people don't understand is the kinetic energy turning the spinner provides power to the surveillance/ mind control device hidden inside...

 

And just to cover my bases, if @Deranged Rhino uses this in one if his scripts, i want royalties

Edited December 29, 2022 by devnull

[Koko]

4 minutes ago, devnull said:

MGM is just the front.  Some strategically placed product placements to encourage consumers to purchase Fidget Spinners

 

What people don't understand is the kinetic energy turning the spinner provides power to the surveillance/ mind control device hidden inside...

 

And just to cover my bases, if @Deranged Rhino uses this in one if his scripts, i want royalties

 

I also suggest royalties if @Deranged Rhino tries to modify your idea to include that the kinetic energy from the fidget spinners wirelessly charges the surveillance/mind control devices already implanted in our brains through the Bill Gates nanochips included in the COVID-19 vaccines/boosters.

[Cinga]

On 12/29/2022 at 12:00 PM, SackMan518 said:

 

On point. The average IQ in America is 98 which is just smart enough to run the machines, trust the "experts/soyience," be entertained by useless tripe like the Kardashians yet not intelligent enough to have critical thinking skills, examine the larger picture, and have a healthy skepticism.

 

Is it really? What is the average worldwide?

[SackMan518]

1 hour ago, Cinga said:

 

Is it really? What is the average worldwide?

 

Yes, 98 is the US measure.

 

Globally it's a whopping 89.

 

 

[Cinga]

1 hour ago, SackMan518 said:

 

Yes, 98 is the US measure.

 

Globally it's a whopping 89.

 

 

 

I would have never guessed average would be double digits, WOW!