2023 General Preseason Game Thread

[Uncle Joe]

Dawand Jones is a large man.
https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/news/dawand-jones-height-weight-browns-rookie-ohio-state/z2w2rozeln4fyyjphfckzqoo

[Ninety-4]

20 hours ago, Uncle Joe said:

Dawand Jones is a large man.
https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/news/dawand-jones-height-weight-browns-rookie-ohio-state/z2w2rozeln4fyyjphfckzqoo

The athleticism of people this size is mind boggling.  

[Foxx]

Does Kraft Dinner play tonight? 

 

It'll be interesting to see CJ Stroud.

[Foxx]

Feels weird watching Singletary in another uni.

[Fansince88]

Neither team impressing so far. 

Also, @Foxx I agree but also fine with it. We needed to move on.

[Fansince88]

Ahhhh, Conner McDermott sighting

[Foxx]

8 minutes ago, Fansince88 said:

Neither team impressing so far. 

Also, @Foxx I agree but also fine with it. We needed to move on.

Hoping Cook is going to cook.

[Nanker]

NFL Network is showing the HOF game. Local CBS is showing the NE* vs Texans game. 

[Alaska Darin]

NE/Houston is 2 drives in and it's already a cripple fight.

[Nanker]

Echos of the “Tuck Rule.”  Suck it Pats***

[Alaska Darin]

Note to the Cheats announcing team: if you touch the QB's helmet, it's a penalty.  You can whine about the penalty but you should know why they called it first.  Learn the game, m@$$h@l&s.

 

CJ Stroud's rookie season is going to last about a half given the interior of the line can't block a pregnant caterpiller.  Motor looks very disinterested.

[Foxx]

3 minutes ago, Alaska Darin said:

Note to the Cheats announcing team: if you touch the QB's helmet, it's a penalty.  You can whine about the penalty but you should know why the called it first.  Learn the game, m@$$h@l&s.

They only see what they want to see.

 

Some things will never change.

[Jabba The Hutt]

16 minutes ago, Alaska Darin said:

NE/Houston is 2 drives in and it's already a cripple fight.

 

[Nanker]

Case is showing why he wasn’t re-signed. 

[IDBillzFan]

I'm a little embarrassed to admit that after existing on this planet for over 6 decades, watching the 4th string Patriots* losing their first preseason game gives me a little wood.

[IDBillzFan]

Patriots* neutral zone infraction as the Texans are about to punt on a 4th and 1.

 

You can actually see a vein bursting in Bellicheats* temple.

[Fansince88]

I know this doesn't matter but it does matter to me!

[Fansince88]

Wow. That is a terrible face mask.

[Uncle Joe]

2 hours ago, Nanker said:

NFL Network is showing the HOF game. Local CBS is showing the NE* vs Texans game. 

Local Fox has the Seahawks vs Vikings tonight.

Edit- WTG NFL, apparently blacked out here, Screen went black and then women's FIFA game.

At least I got saved from listening to Beth Mowins.
Oh wait, cancel FIFA add NFL 

Edited August 11, 2023 by Uncle Joe

[Uncle Joe]

43 minutes ago, Uncle Joe said:

Local Fox has the Seahawks vs Vikings tonight.

Edit- WTG NFL, apparently blacked out here, Screen went black and then women's FIFA game.

At least I got saved from listening to Beth Mowins.
Oh wait, cancel FIFA add NFL 

After 30 minutes score:
NFL 3
FIFA 3
It seems like the NFL needs more TV contracts to make games unwatchable.