The Return of the USFL

[devnull]

Great start by Birmingham in the nightcap.

 

Forced a turnover (fumble) followed by a 60 yard TD pass on their first play of scrimmage.

[Ann]

Wow
 

 

[Alaska Darin]

I don't know what the best attended game of the USFL season is but the games I watched this weekend didn't have even a thousand fans in the stands.

[Ann]

Has anyone watched?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[devnull]

USFL Championship Game in progress

 

Pittsburgh Maulers up 3-0 on Birmingham Stallions halfway thru the first quarter.

 

Pittsburgh's kicker is named Chris Blewitt.  If I were a coach, I'm not sure I could trust a kicker named Blewitt

[Nanker]

22 hours ago, devnull said:

USFL Championship Game in progress

 

Pittsburgh Maulers up 3-0 on Birmingham Stallions halfway thru the first quarter.

 

Pittsburgh's kicker is named Chris Blewitt.  If I were a coach, I'm not sure I could trust a kicker named Blewitt

Or one named Short. 

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

9 minutes ago, Nanker said:

Or one named Short. 

 

Or one named Jake Arians.

[Alaska Darin]

On 7/1/2023 at 7:29 PM, devnull said:

USFL Championship Game in progress

 

Pittsburgh Maulers up 3-0 on Birmingham Stallions halfway thru the first quarter.

 

Pittsburgh's kicker is named Chris Blewitt.  If I were a coach, I'm not sure I could trust a kicker named Blewitt

One of my buddies had a detached retina and the eye surgeon's last name was Blinder.  There is zero chance I'd have let that guy touch my eyes.

[devnull]

3 hours ago, Alaska Darin said:

One of my buddies had a detached retina and the eye surgeon's last name was Blinder.  There is zero chance I'd have let that guy touch my eyes.

 

If I were an Eye Surgeon named Blinder, I would not perform any surgery until I got the green light from my business partner, Count De Monet

 

[IDBillzFan]

3 hours ago, Alaska Darin said:

One of my buddies had a detached retina and the eye surgeon's last name was Blinder.  There is zero chance I'd have let that guy touch my eyes.

 

My wife has a friend who is a shrink named Dr. Slaughter.

[Alaska Darin]

27 minutes ago, IDBillzFan said:

 

My wife has a friend who is a shrink named Dr. Slaughter.

You can't have slaughter without laughter. 

[Ann]

A collaboration? 
 

 

[Alaska Darin]

1 hour ago, Ann said:

A collaboration? 
 

 

They'd better hope that's the case because the "non-crowds" we saw all season doesn't bode well. 

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

2 hours ago, Alaska Darin said:

They'd better hope that's the case because the "non-crowds" we saw all season doesn't bode well. 

 

The NFL could use a farm system.

 

Y'know...like the Pats* used the Bills for some 15 years.

[Ann]

 

 

[Fansince88]

19 hours ago, Ann said:

 

 

Is he a returner?

[devnull]

20 hours ago, Fansince88 said:

Is he a returner?

 

He's returning to the NFL

[Nanker]

On 7/24/2023 at 4:19 PM, Fansince88 said:

Is he a returner?

Darrynton Evans is. Evans, a 5-foot-11, 200-pound back, was a third-round pick by the Titans in the 2020 NFL Draft. He played for Tennessee for two seasons before spending the 2022 season with the Chicago Bears where he appeared in six games and totaled 64 rushing yards and 33 receiving yards.