Breakdowns/Shortages

[B-Man]

3 hours ago, Taro T said:

 

So, they have a Gap gap?

 

 

  "I was gonna say that!"

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

3 hours ago, Taro T said:

 

So, they have a Gap gap?

 

Of course.

 

That's the first joke I've ever thought of that I said "That's too obvious even for me to make."

[CarpetCrawler]

7 hours ago, Taro T said:

 

So, they have a Gap gap?

 

What do you expect from a Banana Republic?

[devnull]

19 hours ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

Oh my God!  They've lost TWO Gaps!  

 

14 hours ago, Taro T said:

 

So, they have a Gap gap?

 

14 hours ago, Taro T said:

 

So, they have a Gap gap?

 

In San Francisco, they don't know which Gap is which or where to put the Banana Republic

[Foxx]

8 minutes ago, devnull said:

 

 

 

In San Francisco, they don't know which Gap is which or where to put the Banana Republic

Any port in a storm?

[CarpetCrawler]

2 hours ago, Foxx said:

Any port in a storm?

 

And there, fog counts as a storm.

[Foxx]

[Foxx]

Honestly, what did they think was going to happen?

 

[snafu]

21 minutes ago, Foxx said:

Honestly, what did they think was going to happen?

 

 

 

Imagine working there.

Customer 1: Bzzzz: I’d like deodorant.

Customer 2: Bzzzz: I’d like deodorant.

Customer 3: Bzzzz:: I’d like deodorant.

 

It would be worse than the deli department at the grocery store…

Slice the Turkey, wrap and put away the Turkey, yell “next” to find out they want Turkey.

 

 

 

 

 

[devnull]

3 hours ago, Foxx said:

Honestly, what did they think was going to happen?

 

What will end up happening is the stores will turn into giant vending machines.

 

A lobby with touch screen kiosks snd lockers in front.  Tap your order and wait until it is fulfilled

[devnull]

3 hours ago, snafu said:

 

 

Imagine working there.

Customer 1: Bzzzz: I’d like deodorant.

Customer 2: Bzzzz: I’d like deodorant.

Customer 3: Bzzzz:: I’d like deodorant.

 

It would be worse than the deli department at the grocery store…

Slice the Turkey, wrap and put away the Turkey, yell “next” to find out they want Turkey.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Until i show up and order roast beef or capicola.  Or really mess with them and order some gabagul.

 

And every once in a while, I have to explain to the twentysomething behind the counter what a "dozen" is

Edited October 28, 2023 by devnull

[Deranged Rhino]

18 minutes ago, devnull said:

What will end up happening is the stores will turn into giant vending machines.

 

A lobby with touch screen kiosks snd lockers in front.  Tap your order and wait until it is fulfilled

 

Or, everyone will be forced to use Amazon once every local and chain store closes... which might be part of the motivation for limiting the ability of stores and police to prosecute shoplifters.

 

But that of course is just a conspiracy theory.  

[Foxx]

31 minutes ago, devnull said:

 

Until i show up and order roast beef or capicola.  Or really mess with them and order some gabagul.

 

And every once in a while, I have to explain to the twentysomething behind the counter what a "dozen" is

55, right?

Asking for a friend...

[CarpetCrawler]

On 10/28/2023 at 12:54 PM, devnull said:

 

Until i show up and order roast beef or capicola.  Or really mess with them and order some gabagul.

 

And every once in a while, I have to explain to the twentysomething behind the counter what a "dozen" is

 

Let alone "a baker's dozen".

[Nanker]

On 10/28/2023 at 12:54 PM, devnull said:

 

Until i show up and order roast beef or capicola.  Or really mess with them and order some gabagul.

 

And every once in a while, I have to explain to the twentysomething behind the counter what a "dozen" is

 

On 10/28/2023 at 1:25 PM, Foxx said:

55, right?

Asking for a friend...

 

On 10/29/2023 at 5:03 PM, CarpetCrawler said:

 

Let alone "a baker's dozen".

True story: I had to buy a bluestone for my backyard deck staircase landing. I picked one out that was. Yard long. The young lady who went with me to find it, cheerfully went back inside the store and looked it up in a catalog to get the price. She said, “How many inches in a yard? I forgot.”  
 

High Schools aren’t preparing kids to survive. 

[Uncle Joe]

1 hour ago, Nanker said:

 

 

True story: I had to buy a bluestone for my backyard deck staircase landing. I picked one out that was. Yard long. The young lady who went with me to find it, cheerfully went back inside the store and looked it up in a catalog to get the price. She said, “How many inches in a yard? I forgot.”  
 

High Schools aren’t preparing kids to survive. 

Well how long is your yard?

[devnull]

1 hour ago, Nanker said:

 

 

True story: I had to buy a bluestone for my backyard deck staircase landing. I picked one out that was. Yard long. The young lady who went with me to find it, cheerfully went back inside the store and looked it up in a catalog to get the price. She said, “How many inches in a yard? I forgot.”  
 

High Schools aren’t preparing kids to survive. 

 

3 dozen

[CarpetCrawler]

1 hour ago, devnull said:

 

3 dozen

If they're baker's dozens you'd have a meter.

[4merper4mer]

5 hours ago, devnull said:

 

3 dozen

3 dozen inches in the whole yard?  Geez that’s a small yard.  I guess real estate prices really are out of control.

[devnull]

On 10/29/2023 at 5:03 PM, CarpetCrawler said:

 

Let alone "a baker's dozen".

 

On 11/11/2023 at 5:38 PM, CarpetCrawler said:

If they're baker's dozens you'd have a meter.

 

 

And I know better than to use the term Fortnight because it will definitely be misinterpreted as Fortnite