Cinga Posted November 18, 2023 Share Posted November 18, 2023 33 minutes ago, Foxx said: I've had tequila. Does that count? Ha! That depends on the state of the worm in it.... If the bottle was full and the worm was dead floating in the bottom, you are good, and probably don't have worms If however the bottle was empty and the worm was laying in the bottom burping, all bets are off and you probably still have worms 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fansince88 Posted November 19, 2023 Share Posted November 19, 2023 23 hours ago, B-Man said: Ahhh, the ole cutoff jean shorts! 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabba The Hutt Posted November 19, 2023 Share Posted November 19, 2023 On 11/7/2023 at 7:04 PM, Crap Throwing Clavin said: I just build new ones. You can build a Flux capacitor?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted November 21, 2023 Share Posted November 21, 2023 . 2 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedge Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 Probably staged (at least by a few who waited for the right opportunity), still amusing 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdutton Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted November 25, 2023 Share Posted November 25, 2023 On 11/22/2023 at 7:31 PM, Hedge said: Probably staged (at least by a few who waited for the right opportunity), still amusing "Mind the gap! Please mind the gap!" 😆 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fansince88 Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 On 11/22/2023 at 8:31 PM, Hedge said: Probably staged (at least by a few who waited for the right opportunity), still amusing Looks like a Carry On scene to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 9 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: "Mind the gap! Please mind the gap!" 😆 I'm thinking even Onalim would miss that gap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Keukasmallie Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 On 11/23/2023 at 10:02 PM, bdutton said: We know for sure it's a hen turkey! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cinga Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 WOW!!!......Only in the burbs. .... You will not believe what just happened... I walked into Speedway to get a drink...When I walked in I noticed these 2 police officers watching some guy who was smoking WHILE pumping gas.. I saw him & thought, "This guy didn't have any common sense & was he crazy?" And with the cops right there not saying anything?! But anyway, I went in and got my drink. As I was checking out, I heard someone screaming.. I looked outside and that guy's ARM WAS ON FIRE! He was swinging his arm and running around going crazy! I ran outside and the cops had put him on the ground and were putting the fire out with their coffees!! YES, THEIR COFFEES!!! Then they put handcuffs on him and threw him in the police car.. I was thinking "He shouldn't have been smoking near the pump while getting gas!" And "why didn't the cops tell him to put out the cigarette right away?" !!! But being the curious person that I am, I asked the cops what they were arresting him for.. The cop looked me dead in my eyes and said ... "WAVING A FIREARM!" 4 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninety-4 Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 On 11/17/2023 at 8:52 PM, B-Man said: That's about right. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MothersMilk Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?" "We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied. "She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare. 1 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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