A Quick Laugh to Get By

[Hedge]

8 hours ago, B-Man said:

 

Reminds me of the face meting villain from Raiders of the Lost Ark:

 

[Koko]

22 hours ago, B-Man said:

 

Jesus, I thought that was Jim Carrey at first.

[B-Man]

 

 

[LB3]

 

 

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[Ann]

[Hitbyaparkedcar]

An old favorite:

A man was walking his young boy through the park when they came upon two dogs in heat, doing what dogs in heat do. Boy says "Daddy, what are they doing?" Quick thinker, the dad says "they're making puppies son". Satisfied, the boy says "OK dad". Later that night the boy is scared by thunder and rushes into his parents room, where he sees his parents in a very passionate position...

 

and says, "Daddy! What are you doing to mommy?" Quick thinker dad says "Son, we're making you a brother!" The boy gets highly upset and yells "no, no daddy, I don't want a brother! Flip mommy over, I want a puppy..."

[B-Man]

[MothersMilk]

[devnull]

I got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone 3 times in a row

 

Apparently I exceeded the number of failed Loggins attempts

[Ann]

 

https://twitter.com/sassytallblond/status/1394667188670410752

 

[CarpetCrawler]

2 hours ago, Ann said:

 

https://twitter.com/sassytallblond/status/1394667188670410752

 

 

Happy ending even 

[B-Man]

[B-Man]

[CarpetCrawler]

15 minutes ago, B-Man said:

 

Anyone that's ever worked on a construction site knows exactly what holds those buckets together  ; )

[Hedge]