plenzmd1 Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 On 6/12/2021 at 12:54 PM, LB3 said: Suns in four! 🤣🤣 he is on PMT this morning...have not listened yet, but sure it will be funny! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Foxx Posted June 19, 2021 Author Share Posted June 19, 2021 Well shit.. I think my license might be in jeopardy.. and all just because of a stupid state trooper... The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over on my bike: Trooper: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!" Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything." Trooper: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?" Me: "A car." Trooper:"Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?" Me:"I have no idea!" Trooper:"So, you're drunk." Me:"But I didn't drink anything." Trooper:"Okay, one more test -- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a highway at night, and there is one light coming at you.What is it? Me:"A motorcycle." Trooper:"Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?" Me:"I have no idea!" Trooper:"As I suspected, you're drunk!" Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question. Me: "So... counter question -- You're driving in the dark on a highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?" Trooper:"A prostitute of course." Me:"Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?" Things went downhill from there and now I have a court date to attend... Dedicated to my friend, @Fansince88 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fansince88 Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 1 hour ago, Foxx said: Well shit.. I think my license might be in jeopardy.. and all just because of a stupid state trooper... The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over on my bike: Trooper: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!" Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything." Trooper: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?" Me: "A car." Trooper:"Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?" Me:"I have no idea!" Trooper:"So, you're drunk." Me:"But I didn't drink anything." Trooper:"Okay, one more test -- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a highway at night, and there is one light coming at you.What is it? Me:"A motorcycle." Trooper:"Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?" Me:"I have no idea!" Trooper:"As I suspected, you're drunk!" Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question. Me: "So... counter question -- You're driving in the dark on a highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?" Trooper:"A prostitute of course." Me:"Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?" Things went downhill from there and now I have a court date to attend... Dedicated to my friend, @Fansince88 I ride a Honda Shadow BTW! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted June 19, 2021 Author Share Posted June 19, 2021 1 minute ago, Fansince88 said: I ride a Honda Shadow BTW! See, you're not drunk! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitbyaparkedcar Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 I the early 2000s we were visiting with the in laws out west. My middle daughter (3 or 4 years old at the time) mistakenly walked in on grandpa taking a wiz in the bathroom. I heard him shoo her out, so I went to see what she did now... She was in the hallway with a puzzled look on her face, when she saw me she matter of factly asked, Daddy, how does grandpa pee out of his finger like that? She won a cookie and a distraction talk for that one 🙂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MothersMilk Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 On 6/19/2021 at 11:38 AM, B-Man said: Pretty sure that anyone who didn't see the news clip won't get this one. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devnull Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 On 6/19/2021 at 11:38 AM, B-Man said: Probably not gonna get many laughs, but this would have been my reaction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Uncle Joe Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 On 6/28/2021 at 5:28 AM, GG1 said: Woman with sign who caused massive Tour de France crash reportedly arrestedhttps://www.espn.com/olympics/cycling/story/_/id/31737898/woman-sign-caused-massive-tour-de-france-crash-reportedly-arrested Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitbyaparkedcar Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 5 hours ago, Uncle Joe said: Woman with sign who caused massive Tour de France crash reportedly arrestedhttps://www.espn.com/olympics/cycling/story/_/id/31737898/woman-sign-caused-massive-tour-de-france-crash-reportedly-arrested I finally looked at that stupid sequence. Is it me, or did that moron on the bike try to throw an elbow at a cardboard sign, thus losing control? No wonder HE caused that crash. Leave the dumb lady alone. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 2 hours ago, Hitbyaparkedcar said: I finally looked at that stupid sequence. Is it me, or did that moron on the bike try to throw an elbow at a cardboard sign, thus losing control? No wonder HE caused that crash. Leave the dumb lady alone. Signed, Hitbyaparkedcar 8 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 The_Dude helps out at the "hotline" 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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