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A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.   Not aware that her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.  Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her

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@plenzmd1   A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plops down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration. “What troubles you, Sister?” asks the Mother Superior.

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1 hour ago, IDBillzFan said:

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Fifth bullet...respond to non-verbal cues.  Pretty easy to train your wife to do that.

 

May not get the response you want...but hell yeah, she'll respond.

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2 hours ago, MothersMilk said:

The holiday season is upon us... add years to her life.

 

May be an image of 1 person and text that says 'A Gift Mother will appreciate 365 days of the year! See Mother' gleam at this labour-saving gift. She'll thank you every day of the year. The Κ. & A. is BETTER because it CAN'T SCRATCH, CAN'T TIP OVER, or leave HEAT MARKS. And it's built to LAST A LIFETIME. Add years to Mother's life-giveher the WORLD'S BEST mop bucket 一 the K&A MOP BUCKET 5 YEARS' GUARANTEE K*A'

 

Built to last a lifetime...5 year guarantee?  Man, lifetimes were a lot shorter back then.

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20 hours ago, Crap Throwing Monkey said:

 

Built to last a lifetime...5 year guarantee?  Man, lifetimes were a lot shorter back then.

Bonus was that it added years to your life so it evens out.

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