A Quick Laugh to Get By

[devnull]

On 12/8/2021 at 4:53 PM, Foxx said:

I've sent a few guys to retrieve the 'board stretcher' when a board was short. 

 

Hey new guy, can you do me a favor?  Login to the LDAP server and run sudo rm -rf /

[Foxx]

[Foxx]

[Koko]

On 12/8/2021 at 4:40 PM, MothersMilk said:

 

When my Dad was in the Navy, he was assigned to an oil tanker after leaving Viet Nam. One of the first things they tried to do was send him to find 'relative bearing grease'. He was ordered to look through the catalogue, which he did. When he didn't find it (obviously), he was ordered to leave the ship and not come back until he found some.

 

He left the ship and went bar hopping, reporting back to his ship the next morning - fully prepared to go back out and resume his 'search' for the grease. The officer was pissed and wanted to charge him with going AWOL, but couldn't when Dad pointed out that he was only following his order, and demanded a court martial (NOT a captain's mast) if he wanted to press charges.

Edited December 11, 2021 by Koko

[Foxx]

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

19 hours ago, Foxx said:

 

That twitter account is lit. 

[Just Joshin]

On 12/8/2021 at 3:53 PM, Foxx said:

I've sent a few guys to retrieve the 'board stretcher' when a board was short. 

Brings back memories to first job out of college in a wood office furniture plant.  Did not fall for it but heard it often.

[Uncle Joe]

We always used cable stretchers when the managers wanted to move the voice and data jacks further from the mdf or idf.

 

[Fansince88]

When I was stocking shelves at 18yo I worked at P+C the new guy was learning what we called the "wall of values". That was just as you were entering the building with all the weeks sale items. We had to put Jars of Ragu up and we lacked about 2 inches. I told him to go out to the produce department to get the shelf stretcher. The guy in produce sent him to the meat room. That guy sent him the the front end. The lady in the front end sent him to the mop closet. The assistant manager saw him milling around in there and asked him what he was looking for and he stared at him for a moment and told him to go upstairs to the store managers office. The manager laughed at him and told him he was being played. Heck, we were only making 3.75 an hour.....so a week later I sent him after a bucket of steam. He just friend requested me last night on FB. Have not seen him in 33 years.

Edited December 12, 2021 by Fansince88

[B-Man]

 

 

 

                                  

 

 

 

[B-Man]

 

 

 

Is this your husband @Ann ?

 

[ExiledInIllinois]

[ExiledInIllinois]

Just when you thought us Bills fans had it hard! 

If I can't laugh, I'd cry! 

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

On 12/12/2021 at 8:36 AM, Fansince88 said:

.....so a week later I sent him after a bucket of steam. 

 

I'd have brought you a bucket of water and told you it was "uncooked steam."

[B-Man]

18 minutes ago, Crap Throwing Monkey said:

 

I'd have brought you a bucket of water and told you it was "uncooked steam."

 

 

I would have brought an empty bucket.

 

Said it was "uncooked Steam"

 

Recipe:  Add water and boil........

[Foxx]

1 hour ago, Crap Throwing Monkey said:

 

I'd have brought you a bucket of water and told you it was "uncooked steam."

I dunno.. I would probably have to let you go for being too smart for your own good.

[Foxx]

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

10 minutes ago, Foxx said:

 

Whatever edibles he ate are nothing compared to whatever the person was on who picked those tiles...

[Foxx]

40 minutes ago, Crap Throwing Monkey said:

 

Whatever edibles he ate are nothing compared to whatever the person was on who picked those tiles...

Probably some guy named Rorschach.

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

3 hours ago, B-Man said:

 

 

I would have brought an empty bucket.

 

Said it was "uncooked Steam"

 

Recipe:  Add water and boil........

 

You're an idiot.  That's not the recipe for uncooked steam.  That's the recipe for reconstituting dehydrated steam.  Completely different.