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Q: What do toy trains and women’s breasts have in common?
A: They are intended for kids but it is grown men that play with them.

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Crap Throwing Clavin
5 hours ago, Ann said:

 

 

Q: What do toy trains and women’s breasts have in common?
A: They are intended for kids but it is grown men that play with them.

 

But I never had a train engineer tell me "Those aren't handles!"

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1 hour ago, Crap Throwing Monkey said:

 

But I never had a train engineer tell me "Those aren't handles!"


Is that what we're calling our wives these days? 

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An 87 year old man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.


The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."


The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"


The man replied, "That would be my wife.

 

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