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My wife's working a contract for a $5m home in Bethesda.  The exclusions (items not included in the purchase, for those who don't know) listed in the contract include:

  • A giraffe
  • Chickens.
  • An ostrich.
  • An alien.

 

My wife's puzzled by the exclusion of the alien.  Personally, I find the giraffe much weirder.

 

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On 1/24/2022 at 1:15 PM, Crap Throwing Monkey said:

My wife's working a contract for a $5m home in Bethesda.  The exclusions (items not included in the purchase, for those who don't know) listed in the contract include:

  • A giraffe
  • Chickens.
  • An ostrich.
  • An alien.

 

My wife's puzzled by the exclusion of the alien.  Personally, I find the giraffe much weirder.

 

 

What, no alien giraffe?

 

Hard pass.

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On 1/24/2022 at 10:15 AM, Crap Throwing Monkey said:

My wife's working a contract for a $5m home in Bethesda.  The exclusions (items not included in the purchase, for those who don't know) listed in the contract include:

  • A giraffe
  • Chickens.
  • An ostrich.
  • An alien.

 

My wife's puzzled by the exclusion of the alien.  Personally, I find the giraffe much weirder.

 

I envision this as Shady's house and the alien is Delicia.

 

(that was an epic thread in a time when the offseason was the highlight)

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On 1/26/2022 at 11:57 AM, Koko said:

 

What, no alien giraffe?

 

Hard pass.

Think he's busy playing for the Sabres at present.  Maybe he gets included after he retires.

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