I am resurrecting Miami Haiku threads here

[4merper4mer]

These fish games used to be filler

They played just like Phyllis Diller

Now they think they’re a danger

And what’s even stranger 

Is their coach is a serial killer

[Figster]

30 minutes ago, 4merper4mer said:

These fish games used to be filler

They played just like Phyllis Diller

Now they think they’re a danger

And what’s even stranger 

Is their coach is a serial killer

If McDaniel hurts one hair on Josh Allens head I swear I'll...

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

45 minutes ago, 4merper4mer said:

These fish games used to be filler

They played just like Phyllis Diller

Now they think they’re a danger

And what’s even stranger 

Is their coach is a serial killer

 

A haiku is a

Brief stanza following five-

Seven-five scansion.

 

Not a limerick.

[Taro T]

7 minutes ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

A haiku is a

Brief stanza following five-

Seven-five scansion.

 

Not a limerick.

 

You really expect

A crayon eater to know

The difference there?

[IDBillzFan]

Joe is another one who surprises me that he posts over ATOP but is only over here on game day threads.

 

You think you know a Macungian...

 

 

 

Edited September 20, 2022 by IDBillzFan

[4merper4mer]

45 minutes ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

A haiku is a

Brief stanza following five-

Seven-five scansion.

 

Not a limerick.

Forget about five seven five

That is a whole lotta jive

Who cares about formats?

That crap is for doormats

Rebel from the mind of the hive

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

2 hours ago, IDBillzFan said:

Joe is another one who surprises me that he posts over ATOP but is only over here on game day threads.

 

You think you know a Macungian...

 

 

 

 

SA-LUTE!

[TakeYouToTasker 2.0]

Hill, Waddell, Gesick-

Eee, all weapons for Tua;

but he can’t reach them.

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

Tagovailoa

"Has a cannon for an arm"

But it's unloaded.

[Fansince88]

it is next man up

We have donated for Hyde

but Dolphins still suck

 

[Foxx]

Glacial wintertime
An other, Dolphins sucking
into the Tua

[CarpetCrawler]

Fish do not have arms

On dry land they will flounder

Sounds a lot like Tua

[Nanker]

Tagovailoa

Something you’d do to a plant

Tagovailoa

 

[devnull]

Week 15 Dolphins 

Tua Tagawhatever

Go Bills, Squish the Fish

[Sig1Hunter]

Boy Wonder cant coach

Oceanic mammals suck

Dolphins have no balls

[B-Man]

 

 

The wind howls

The frozen sky rains down

The Dolphin's Daddy delivers their defeat.

 

 

 

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[CarpetCrawler]

How I recall it?

The name is so difficult.

Turndaballova

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

&#%$ off Miami.

&#%$ the &#%$ off Miami.

&#%$ off Miami.

[mead107]

Bills go 🎣 

[Taro T]

#### the ####ing Fish.

#### them really ####ing hard.

#### the ####ing Fish.