I am resurrecting Miami Haiku threads here

[Nanker]

Dolphins are whale shit. 
They sink to the sea bottom. 
Dolphins are whale shit. 

[You Dirty Rat]

I have a house in Florida but nobody travels to Miami

BIG COCKROACHES 

[SackMan518]

Tua is a bust

Throws ducks in the cold air

Milano rib smash

 

[Nanker]

Junk merchant Wilkins

If he gets grabby again

Josh should bury him

 

[Nanker]

Brady to the fins

Would have traumatized Tua

Tua has frail mind 

[Nanker]

Fins fans boast too much

When their team eeks out a win

Then hide when they lose

 

[Nanker]

I met Don Shula

Fins owned the 70s 

Then Levy came here

[Nanker]

Fins are arrogant

Their culture is just so smug

Choke on your champagne 

[Nanker]

I am tired now 

Will get in a rest tonight

Bills win kills Dolphins

[TakeYouToTasker 2.0]

Mike McDaniel

got stuffed into a locker

when he was in school

 

[Foxx]

Turndaballova

Dolphins and frozen tundra

a fish popsicle

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

2 hours ago, TakeYouToTasker 2.0 said:

Mike McDaniel

got stuffed into a locker

when he was in school

 

 

Mike McDaniel

Got stuffed into a locker

This past October.

[Uncle Joe]

Haiku is a pain
Squish the fish in the cold snow
Turn off Dolphin bench 

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

&#%$ Mike McDaniel,

Tua Tagovailoa,

And all the Dolphins.  

 

 

Edited December 18, 2022 by Crap Throwing Clavin

[SackMan518]

Dolphins lose big game,

Heartbreaker in the white snow,

There's always next year.

 

[devnull]

Tua Tuga says

It snows in Alabama

Frozen Dolphin tears

[Foxx]

The Tua-less Dolphins

Eat sushi and yellow-snow

Is it cold enough?

[devnull]

1998

Was the last playoff meeting

Go Bills, Squish the Fish

[Taro T]

#### the ####ing Fish.

#### them really ####ing hard.

#### the ####ing Fish.

[SackMan518]

No Tua this time

McDaniels scared of the cold

Fish guts on tundra