Seven Drives, Seven Touchdowns

[IDBillzFan]

Superzilla commercial now.

 

It's the 3-in-1 cleaner, lubricant and penetrating oil.

 

Or what Jabba would refer to as a nightstand staple.

[IDBillzFan]

A quick shot of the fans, where someone is waving a hat that says "Run the damn ball," reminding us that as much as Bills fans are dedicated, some of them should be committed.

 

Another drop, this by Johnson. They never helped Jones when it was easy to do so.

[IDBillzFan]

Boogie gets the sack, bringing up another 4th down.  In fairness, Jones had nowhere to go.

 

Micah Hyde takes the punt almost to the house before tripping over Dodson, who made a great pancake block in the process.

 

Bills are 1st down at the Pats* 39.

 

RUN THE DAMN BALL.

 

Nevermind. Josh hits Knox, who is down by contact at the 1.

 

Charles: The Bills are not getting off the throttle at all.

 

Knox shows everyone: Missed it by that much.

 

Singletary stuffed at the line.

 

And then.

 

Well.

 

You know what happens.

 

A big man touchdown for Doyle.

 

"Highlight after highlight after highlight."

 

[IDBillzFan]

Bass doinks it in.

 

Barely.

 

Allen on the sideline cheering with fans.

 

I'm once again so grateful that this offense never, ever, ever stops trying to score.

[IDBillzFan]

"This is perfect. They've done it ever which way. Wow. It's never been done in the post season."

[IDBillzFan]

I think Cam Newton was Bellicheats* biggest misjudgement.

 

He spent millions on free agent receivers, then woke up to realize he didn't have a quarterback who could throw accurately.

 

Jones just throwing the  ball away at this point.

 

Ian lets everyone remember that the NE* loss in Buffalo was, without question, a massive low point for the team.

[IDBillzFan]

Under six minutes to play and the Bills are running around and hitting like crazy.

 

Absolutely NO let up on this team, even up by 37.

 

Epenesa gets a roughing the passer call. Jones looks like he'll remember that hit when he plays the Bills again next year.

 

 

[IDBillzFan]

I am now being told I can buy a silver double eagle $2 coin for $20, plus another $5 for shipping and handling.

 

It looks enticing, but you are limited to 5 coins per call, so I'm out.

[IDBillzFan]

The final cherry on this shit sundae: 3rd and goal, Hunter Henry standing in the endzone all by himself, cooking hamburgers and making balloon animals for his teammates, drops a simple pass from Jones.

[IDBillzFan]

Trubisky kneels. Players exhort the fans to keep cheering. The stadium is still full.  Allen gives encouraging words to Jones.

 

Bellicheat* meets McDermott on the field and greets him like he's Zack Wilson bringing his wife a Mother's Day present.

 

Thanks for letting me do this, folks. 

 

Until things change, this game is the SB we never won.

 

Good night. God bless.

 

Go Bills.

[Jabba The Hutt]

8 hours ago, IDBillzFan said:

Trubisky kneels. Players exhort the fans to keep cheering. The stadium is still full.  Allen gives encouraging words to Jones.

 

Bellicheat* meets McDermott on the field and greets him like he's Zack Wilson bringing his wife a Mother's Day present.

 

Thanks for letting me do this, folks. 

 

Until things change, this game is the SB we never won.

 

Good night. God bless.

 

Go Bills.

 

Edited July 20, 2022 by Jabba The Hutt

[Ann]

So, circling back... conclusion?

[Fansince88]

9 minutes ago, Ann said:

So, circling back... conclusion?

Bills won again.

[IDBillzFan]

27 minutes ago, Ann said:

So, circling back... conclusion?

 

This single game purged all the agita I've ever carried from watching the Bills lose to the Pats*, sometimes in the most embarrassing ways.

 

It's going to be interesting to see how long that beatdown sticks to the ribs of the Pats* players.

[Alaska Darin]

 

[Alaska Darin]

 

[Foxx]

It was a pleasure to read this thread.