Florida Man

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

30 minutes ago, TakeYouToTasker 2.0 said:

 

 

That's my in-laws...

[LB3]

 

 

[MothersMilk]

55 minutes ago, LB3 said:

 

 

This guy is a hero 'round heah.

[devnull]

5 hours ago, LB3 said:

 

 

 

My hypothesis is: Meth + Ancients Aliens = That guy

[MothersMilk]

2 hours ago, devnull said:

 

My hypothesis is: Meth + Ancients Aliens = That guy

You aren't wrong.

[MothersMilk]

The wife of Florida man:

 

https://www.baynews9.com/fl/tampa/news/2022/07/25/fl-woman-arrested-with-pitchfork-and-whip-at-publix

[devnull]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/burger-king/bk-cheeseburger-battery-420163

 

At least he didn't slap her with a weiner

[TakeYouToTasker 2.0]

 

[Nouseforaname]

8 hours ago, TakeYouToTasker 2.0 said:

 

A for effort.

[B-Man]

 

 

 

[devnull]

A Florida woman

 

A parrot and a Glock....

 

https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/animals/parrot-murder-024518

 

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

16 hours ago, devnull said:

A Florida woman

 

A parrot and a Glock....

 

https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/animals/parrot-murder-024518

 

 

Shot the parrot with a .380.  Then shot her husband with...spray bottle of water?  

 

And she's charged with the latter.  

[Ann]

Wild kingdom

 

 

 

 

[devnull]

4 hours ago, Ann said:

Wild kingdom

 

 

 

 

 

I'm hoping that whoever was holding the phone had the sense to grab a firearm before filming

[Taro T]

4 hours ago, devnull said:

 

I'm hoping that whoever was holding the phone had the sense to grab a firearm before filming

 

Why?  The filmer had an apetizer and an idiot between him and the bear.  You don't have to be faster than the bear; just be faster than the other things the bear is chasing.

[devnull]

41 minutes ago, Taro T said:

 

Why?  The filmer had an apetizer and an idiot between him and the bear.  You don't have to be faster than the bear; just be faster than the other things the bear is chasing.

A valid point, however I wouldn't want any harm to come to the little doggie

[Ann]

I am not sure what jury is going to convict this guy. 
 

Florida husband charged with beating man with baseball bat after catching him in bed with his wife

 

 

An irate Florida husband battered a man bloody with an aluminum bat after catching him in bed with his wife, according to a CBS 2 report .

 

John Dimmig, 33, of Lake Worth, is facing attempted murder charges after he burst into the victim’s AirBnB and caught him in the act with his startled spouse, the station reported Friday.

Responding to a 911 call, deputies entered the Lake Worth Beach residence and found the living room spattered with blood.

 

The red trail led to the apartment’s bedroom, where the badly bloodied victim was lying on his back while holding a towel to his head.
 

According to an arrest report, he told deputies that he was a CT technician from Arizona in Florida for work.

He said Dimmig’s wife was his coworker and that they had gone out for drinks after work before returning to his AirBnB.

 

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[CarpetCrawler]

On 7/3/2023 at 7:33 PM, Ann said:

I am not sure what jury is going to convict this guy. 
 

Florida husband charged with beating man with baseball bat after catching him in bed with his wife

 

 

An irate Florida husband battered a man bloody with an aluminum bat after catching him in bed with his wife, according to a CBS 2 report .

 

John Dimmig, 33, of Lake Worth, is facing attempted murder charges after he burst into the victim’s AirBnB and caught him in the act with his startled spouse, the station reported Friday.

Responding to a 911 call, deputies entered the Lake Worth Beach residence and found the living room spattered with blood.

 

The red trail led to the apartment’s bedroom, where the badly bloodied victim was lying on his back while holding a towel to his head.
 

According to an arrest report, he told deputies that he was a CT technician from Arizona in Florida for work.

He said Dimmig’s wife was his coworker and that they had gone out for drinks after work before returning to his AirBnB.

 

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The wife is lucky he has good aim and didn't hit her once or twice "by accident".

[Fansince88]

On 6/25/2023 at 10:17 AM, Ann said:

Wild kingdom

 

 

 

 

One of the things with yorkies is they think they are a very large dog. She wasnt going to back down!

[Fansince88]

On 6/25/2023 at 2:30 PM, devnull said:

 

I'm hoping that whoever was holding the phone had the sense to grab a firearm before filming

Not nessa. He had his guns out!