Tom Brady to Retire [Done] [He UN-Retired!!!] Retired Again

[Sig1Hunter]

3 hours ago, SackMan518 said:

 

He should go to church and receive the sacraments since he's been married to a witch for so long.

 

Tom Brady Reveals 'Crazy Ritual' His Wife Has Him Doing Before Games

 

"So she put together a little altar for me that I could bring with pictures of my kids," he explained this week, "and I have these little special stones and healing stones and protection stones and she has me wear a necklace and take these drops she makes. I say all these mantras."

 

"About four years ago, we were playing the Seahawks and she said, 'You better listen to me, this is your year, but this is all the things you’re going to have to do to win.' And I did all those things, and by God, you know, it worked," he said.

 

i would let Gisele do unspeakable things to me

[Augie]

15 minutes ago, Sig1Hunter said:

i would let Gisele do unspeakable things to me

 

I bet she would do unspeakable things to avoid doing unspeakable things to you……but that’s just a guess. 

 

 

EDIT: What do I know @Sig1Hunter? I picked the wrong Josh (though trusted the decision), so she might really dig you! You should give her a call. You gotta chance! 

 

 

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Edited October 25, 2022 by Augie

[Augie]

On 10/19/2022 at 11:11 AM, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

Yeah, he's a real &#%$ing warrior...

 

 

Hysterical! The guy with the ball should just chase him all over the field! See how fast Tommy can run in the other direction! He wouldn’t take more than two steps before he assumed the fetal position. Only THEN do you back off and zoom the camera in on the curled up football player. 

[Nouseforaname]

If you’re not willing to raise your kids don’t have any.  
 

A douche on the field and at home.

[Ann]

Just now, Nouseforaname said:

If you’re not willing to raise your kids don’t have any.  
 

A douche on the field and at home.

 

He should have stayed retired. Another year of football is not worth your family.

 

Papers filed

 

 

 

[KD in CA]

1 hour ago, Nouseforaname said:

If you’re not willing to raise your kids don’t have any.  
 

A douche on the field and at home.

Yup.

 

I see zero ‘greatness’ in his pathological refusal to call it a career.  He’s clearly not enjoying himself, hard to imagine he has any kind of personal relationship with teammates, and now he’s letting his family fall apart, and for what?  Because he’s still bitter about his draft slot?

 

To me he’s just like a spoiled kid who hit 400 houses on Halloween but is crying because he missed one street halfway across town.

[IDBillzFan]

11 minutes ago, KD in CA said:

Yup.

 

I see zero ‘greatness’ in his pathological refusal to call it a career.  He’s clearly not enjoying himself, hard to imagine he has any kind of personal relationship with teammates, and now he’s letting his family fall apart, and for what?  Because he’s still bitter about his draft slot?

 

To me he’s just like a spoiled kid who hit 400 houses on Halloween but is crying because he missed one street halfway across town.

 

Completely agree. It was on full display last night when you saw him make some real head-scratcher throws, and then look upset at the receiver, who was nowhere near the ball because it sailed over his head.

 

 

You even heard Al Michaels reference 'work/home balance' last night as he sailed another pass in the bleachers.

 

The perfect ending for his career would be to quit mid-season to address his divorce.

 

[Nouseforaname]

She’s back on the market if any of you are interested.

[IDBillzFan]

So does this mean Marsha* isn't going to be on The Masked Singer?

 

 

[Uncle Joe]

5 hours ago, IDBillzFan said:

The perfect ending for his career would be to quit at halftime mid-season to address his divorce.

 

FIFY.

[RkFast]

KISS is handling the last stages of their careers more gracefully than Marsha is. 

[Alaska Darin]

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

5 hours ago, Nouseforaname said:

 

 

[SackMan518]

On 10/24/2022 at 8:04 PM, Sig1Hunter said:

i would let Gisele do unspeakable things to me

 

Enjoy Hell!

 

[Nanker]

Tawm is done un-married. 

[Nouseforaname]

 

[Nouseforaname]

 

[Foxx]

Peyton should have been in Kermit's place

 

[Uncle Joe]

3 hours ago, Foxx said:

Peyton should have been in Kermit's place

 

Wait, where's his daddy Eli?

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

Nobody, absolutely nobody in the general public: "I'm crushed Tom and Gisele split."

 

The Root:

 

 

Want to know why I read The Root, Jezebel, and the like?  Because these people are &#%$ing nuts, and this shit is hilarious.