nfl game day General Game Day Thread Week 1 (2022)

[Sig1Hunter]

Is Miami’s stadium even half full?  Give the franchise to a city that gives a damn…like maybe Biloxi Mississippi

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

  That bizarre, confused play ending with a heave by Mac Jones was wonderous.  It was like watching incorrectly assembled Ikea furniture collapse.  It's fitting, but disappointing it was nullified by offsetting penalty.

Edited September 11, 2022 by Crap Throwing Clavin

[KD in CA]

Mac & Cheese pass hits the CB in the ass....beautiful.

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

2 minutes ago, Alaska Darin said:

Miami has 8 guys within 3 yards of the line.   Patriots answer with an off tackle run.

 

I wonder which of their offensive coordinators called that? 

[whatdrought]

2 minutes ago, Uncle Joe said:

To lose Dorsey. We need to win a Super Bowl first.

I mean, I thought that was implied. We win the SB this year, Dorsey gets his job, and we hire Reich as OC. 

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

1 minute ago, KD in CA said:

Mac & Cheese pass hits the CB in the ass....beautiful.

 

I've got to change my screen name back to Crap Throwing Monkey, and my image to Mac Jones.

[KD in CA]

33 minutes ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

Every highlight I've seen from Mills today looks better than every highlight I've seen from Tua and Mac.

 

I'll stick my neck out and say Mills has what it takes to be a quality starter.

 

I think so.  IMO Mills looked better than about ten different QBs last season.

[Alaska Darin]

Mac has high school girl's flag football arm talent.

[Uncle Joe]

Just now, whatdrought said:

I mean, I thought that was implied. We win the SB this year, Dorsey gets his job, and we hire Reich as OC. 

Sorry, I've been a Bills fan too long.

[Foxx]

Turnbaballova with a dying duck to Tyreek.

[whatdrought]

I almost threw up. 
 

Tua just stepped up to drive a ball 20 yards and it dropped like a rock and Hill couldn’t catch it. 

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

1 minute ago, Alaska Darin said:

Mac has high school girl's flag football arm talent.

 

"But he made the Pro Bowl last year!"  [/NE Fans]

 

"Yeah...but as something like the seventh-alternate." [/everyone else]

[Alaska Darin]

Miami's oline cannot run block.  No push at all.

[Alaska Darin]

2 minutes ago, Foxx said:

Turnbaballova with a dying duck to Tyreek.

#Accuracy

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

Just now, Alaska Darin said:

Miami's oline cannot run block.  No push at all.

 

Then they'll have to rely on their passing game all season...

 

[Alaska Darin]

NE playing like it's preseason game 4

[whatdrought]

This game is so much fun. 
 

They’re both trying to see how bad they can be. 

[Foxx]

Lol. Aghlor giving Mac & Cheese the look after he missed him 5 yards past the line in the middle.

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

Just now, whatdrought said:

This game is so much fun. 
 

They’re both trying to see how bad they can be. 

 

This is why I'm disappointed I don't have it.

 

I only have Jets-Ravens, and Jags-Commodes.  Normal shit-fest.  Not comically entertaining shit-fests like NE-Fins.

[TakeYouToTasker 2.0]

Watching this game I’m thinking to myself, “Wow… it’s not possible to have a worse offense than Miami…”

 

And then New England takes possession…