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[Uncle Joe]

50 minutes ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

Wait...a hundred thousand bond for the sexual battery crime "forcible kissing?"

 

What ever happened to the day when this was handled with a vigorous slap across the face or a knee to the crotch?  

I'm not big into he whole pronoun thing, but in this case a nice knee into they/them could be appropriate,

[Ann]

Just now, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

Wait...a hundred thousand bond for the sexual battery crime "forcible kissing?"

 

What ever happened to the day when this was handled with a vigorous slap across the face or a knee to the crotch?  

 

Maybe it is a tool tax?

[B-Man]

Ezekiel Elliott Returning to Cowboys 'Unlikely'; RB Has Multiple Options

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/10074860-nfl-rumors-ezekiel-elliott-returning-to-cowboys-unlikely-rb-has-multiple-options

[Ann]

It is fully guaranteed and the NFL sets his salary. Of course he signed. 
 

 

[Ann]

 

[Ann]

Josh Downs call:
 

 

[Carptom1]

On 5/3/2023 at 1:14 PM, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

Wait...a hundred thousand bond for the sexual battery crime "forcible kissing?"

 

What ever happened to the day when this was handled with a vigorous slap across the face or a knee to the crotch?  

No pay day if there is not a court case. The guy is an absolute douche. There is not a Chiefs fan here that doesn’t want to make him go away. It is really too bad, Patrick is really a good dude. Accommodating and just wants to win and play ball. I know a couple contractors that worked on his house and they even said his loudmouth wife was pleasant to deal with. That’s more than I can say for many of these nouveau riche people I deal with on a daily basis. Give me old money any day.

[IDBillzFan]

11 hours ago, Carptom1 said:

No pay day if there is not a court case. The guy is an absolute douche. There is not a Chiefs fan here that doesn’t want to make him go away. It is really too bad, Patrick is really a good dude. Accommodating and just wants to win and play ball. I know a couple contractors that worked on his house and they even said his loudmouth wife was pleasant to deal with. That’s more than I can say for many of these nouveau riche people I deal with on a daily basis. Give me old money any day.

 

I have two older brothers. If I even came close to acting like Patrick's brother, they'd both pull me to the side and tell me if I didn't get my shit together they'd beat the piss out of me and never talk to me again.

 

And pretty much no one knows who the hell we are. I can't image the shit storm if one of my brothers was famous and I acted like this.

 

 

 

 

 

Edited May 5, 2023 by IDBillzFan

[Alaska Darin]

 

[Ann]

1 hour ago, Alaska Darin said:

 

Injured most of the last two years, excellent center before injury.

[Alaska Darin]

'Tis better to say nothing and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt.  Shut up, Panthers.

 

 

[Alaska Darin]

Yup, it's the offseason.

 

 

[Alaska Darin]

 

[B-Man]

 

[Jabba The Hutt]

On 5/5/2023 at 12:40 PM, Alaska Darin said:

 

 

On 5/5/2023 at 2:20 PM, Ann said:

Injured most of the last two years, excellent center before injury.

YES PLEASE

[Ann]

 

 

 

[Ann]

Imagine Josh Allen with Cincinnati's or Miami's receivers (not that I don't love Diggs, I do):

[Alaska Darin]

4 hours ago, Ann said:

Imagine Josh Allen with Cincinnati's or Miami's receivers (not that I don't love Diggs, I do):


 

Just wait until Miami/Cincinnati has to pay their QBs over $55M annually.

[Ann]

4 minutes ago, Alaska Darin said:

Just wait until Miami/Cincinnati has to pay their QBs over $55M annually.

You think that Tua is gonna get $55M annually!? 

[Alaska Darin]

1 minute ago, Ann said:

You think that Tua is gonna get $55M annually!? 

Contracts rarely go down, even when the players don't deserve them.  One of those 3 is going to set the next market and it's only going up from there.