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1 hour ago, Foxx said:

His stats weren't bad but if you watched the game, you came away thinking you have to give Rudolph a shot.

 

I came away from that game thankful that Josh didn't get hurt in 2021

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13 hours ago, devnull said:

 

I came away from that game thankful that Josh didn't get hurt in 2021

Trubiski’s best career game came that year in the preseason. He dismantled the Bears in a classic So There! Up Yours! Performance. 

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Every NFL quarterback as a Christmas movie character
 

AFC East

Josh Allen: Ralphie, A Christmas Story
Has a gun. Constant fear he’ll shoot his eye out

Tua Tagovailoa: Rudolph, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Gets entirely too much credit for the work of those behind him

Mac Jones: Hermey the Elf, Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
People want him to be something he does not want to be. Should probably be a dentist like he wants. 

Aaron Rodgers: The Grinch, How The Grinch Stole Christmas!
Lives alone. Family relationships unknown. Hates traditions

Zach Wilson: Han Solo, Star Wars Holiday Special
He’d rather be doing something else.

 

 

AFC West

Russell Wilson: Cousin Catherine, Nationals Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
Lately when he cooks the turkey bursts open like a corpse.

Patrick Mahomes: Kermit the Frog, A Muppet Christmas Carol
Pretty self-explanatory, right?

Aidan O’Connell: Scott Calvin, The Santa Clause
The main guy is gone, so now it’s his turn to show he’s fit for the job

Justin Herbert: Ebenezer Scrooge, A Muppet Christmas Carol
Does brilliant solo work, despite being surrounded by muppets

AFC North

Lamar Jackson: Kevin McCallister, Home Alone
Runs around non stop without enough help, but still having his enemies fall for his traps

Joe Burrow: Argyle, Die Hard
Will miss all the action and instead listen to music in a limo.

Joe Flacco: Bert, Bert & Ernie Exchange Christmas Presents

Kenny Pickett: Donald Trump, Home Alone 2
Small hands. Will only have the job for one term.

AFC South

C.J. Stroud: Fred Claus, Fred Claus 
Stepped into the role not knowing if he could do the job and saved everything.

Gardner Minshew: The Conductor, The Polar Express
Has a tremendous mustache. Is just along for the ride.

Trevor Lawrence: The reindeer, Prancer
Beautiful but wounded. Has great hair.

Will Levis: Detective John McClane, Die Hard
Vascular. Probably wearing a tank top.

 

 

 

Click the link at the top for the NFC

 

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1 hour ago, Ann said:

Every NFL quarterback as a Christmas movie character
 

AFC East

Josh Allen: Ralphie, A Christmas Story
Has a gun. Constant fear he’ll shoot his eye out

Tua Tagovailoa: Rudolph, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Gets entirely too much credit for the work of those behind him

Mac Jones: Hermey the Elf, Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
People want him to be something he does not want to be. Should probably be a dentist like he wants. 

Aaron Rodgers: The Grinch, How The Grinch Stole Christmas!
Lives alone. Family relationships unknown. Hates traditions

Zach Wilson: Han Solo, Star Wars Holiday Special
He’d rather be doing something else.

 

 

AFC West

Russell Wilson: Cousin Catherine, Nationals Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
Lately when he cooks the turkey bursts open like a corpse.

Patrick Mahomes: Kermit the Frog, A Muppet Christmas Carol
Pretty self-explanatory, right?

Aidan O’Connell: Scott Calvin, The Santa Clause
The main guy is gone, so now it’s his turn to show he’s fit for the job

Justin Herbert: Ebenezer Scrooge, A Muppet Christmas Carol
Does brilliant solo work, despite being surrounded by muppets

AFC North

Lamar Jackson: Kevin McCallister, Home Alone
Runs around non stop without enough help, but still having his enemies fall for his traps

Joe Burrow: Argyle, Die Hard
Will miss all the action and instead listen to music in a limo.

Joe Flacco: Bert, Bert & Ernie Exchange Christmas Presents

Kenny Pickett: Donald Trump, Home Alone 2
Small hands. Will only have the job for one term.

AFC South

C.J. Stroud: Fred Claus, Fred Claus 
Stepped into the role not knowing if he could do the job and saved everything.

Gardner Minshew: The Conductor, The Polar Express
Has a tremendous mustache. Is just along for the ride.

Trevor Lawrence: The reindeer, Prancer
Beautiful but wounded. Has great hair.

Will Levis: Detective John McClane, Die Hard
Vascular. Probably wearing a tank top.

 

 

 

Click the link at the top for the NFC

 

 

Aaron Rodgers is more like Roger Murtaugh.  

 

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22 hours ago, Ann said:

 

Mac Jones: Hermey the Elf, Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
People want him to be something he does not want to be. Should probably be a dentist like he wants. 

 

 

That's perfect.  He even looks like Hermey.

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