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Crap Throwing Clavin
1 minute ago, Cinga said:

 

Missile huh? And it was white too! Here is the car going airborne before the crash

 

 

 

Motive of the driver is that he's a stupid &#%$ing driver doing 100 on Niagara, hitting an embankment, and going airborne.

 

"Dumb&#%$" is not a motive, it's a description.

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Crap Throwing Clavin
3 minutes ago, Cinga said:

 

Missile huh? And it was white too! Here is the car going airborne before the crash

 

 

 

It's a car-shaped hypersonic missile.  Specifically designed for false-flag "terrorist" attacks.  Look for more of these as the holidays progress.  

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Crap Throwing Clavin
18 minutes ago, Uncle Joe said:

That's what I thought when I heard it was the rainbow bridge/

Usually I wouldn't make fun of death and destruction but since only the idiots died...

 

I am perfectly comfortable making fun of 1) conspiracy theorists, and 2) dumb, panicky idiots going bug&#%$ over a car accident.  

 

If this happens anywhere other than a border crossing, it's barely a story.

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By the way...how do I know?

 

Military history.  Multiple DVDs of bombing raid and bomb damage footage from WWII.  And research for an article I was writing about the loss of the Royal Navy battlecruisers at Jutland.

 

I know more than I really should about explosions vs deflagrations, and the damage they cause.

 

 

("Was writing" because I got to the point where I had to get an invitation to the Royal Navy archives, which wasn't happening soon.)

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29 minutes ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

No shit?  I was pretty sure of that within five minutes of pictures.  Again: one of those pictures above is taken through a pane of glass that would be completely obliterated if this were any sort of halfway competent bomb.  Even the Tsarnaev's pressure-cooker bomb would have caused more damage.

 

But all that really means is that they're going to blame MAGA Republicans.  WERE it a terrorist attack, they'd call it a "Palestinian" terrorist attack.  Since it's not, they'll call it a right-wing extremist terrorist attack.

 

My sister texted me an image at 1:30.

My reply was "looks like some drunk idiot slammed into the toll booth".

Until I hear otherwise, that's my speculation.

 

 

 

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42 minutes ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

Debris from the car.  In brief: explosive shockwaves propagate outwards and apply a shearing force.  Collisions propagate inward with a crushing force.  An explosion, you'd see body panels scattered widely with ragged, shorn edges edges bent outward.  A car accident, you'd see less scattering, and panels crumpled.

 

Every message board has a few people who think they know everything. Ours actual has one who may.

 

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15 minutes ago, Ann said:

 

Well, speeding in Niagara Falls. 

Wait, it was a Bentley? Who uses a Bentley for a car bomb. I call crap. A Dodge manes more sense. Subaru only if the car stayed in the left lane doing just a bit faster than the car in the right lane. That there is the real terrorist!

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Just now, Fansince88 said:

Subaru only if the car stayed in the left lane doing just a bit faster than the car in the right lane.

 

Anyone who has spent time driving in Oregon/Washington knows this to be true (assuming that the car in the right lane is going slow to begin with).

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23 minutes ago, snafu said:

 

My sister texted me an image at 1:30.

My reply was "looks like some drunk idiot slammed into the toll booth".

Until I hear otherwise, that's my speculation.

 

 

 

If the report that they came from the Seneca Niagara Casino is accurate, you are probably correct.

 

They were probably in a hurry to get to the Canadian Ballet.

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7 minutes ago, Hedge said:

 

Anyone who has spent time driving in Oregon/Washington knows this to be true (assuming that the car in the right lane is going slow to begin with).

 

Heck, that's the Baltimore/DC way as well. Anytime I'm on any of the _95 beltways I seem to pass people more moving to the right than to the left.... privileged.... 

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Crap Throwing Clavin
29 minutes ago, Hedge said:

 

Every message board has a few people who think they know everything. Ours actual has one who may.

 

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I don't know everything.  

 

But I know what I know, which is a hell of a lot of weird-ass shit.  

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26 minutes ago, Hedge said:

 

Anyone who has spent time driving in Oregon/Washington knows this to be true (assuming that the car in the right lane is going slow to begin with).

 

Funny...not so in DC.  Those are either CRVs or RAV4's.

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Two things I'm just waiting for:

 

1) Trump to tweet something stupid about this.

 

2) Progressives to tweet something even stupider about Trump's tweet inciting violence or some bullshit.  I'm really looking forward to this one.

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BREAKING NEWS: Rainbow Bridge terrorist attack, formerly thought to not be a terrorist attack, reclassified as a terrorist attack by Department of Justice after it was found that the driver was speeding to a school board meeting.  

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BREAKING NEWS: Rainbow Bridge accident reclassified as terrorism by the Department of Justice after officials discover the car hit a fence and moved it.

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