Josh Allen ..................The Book of Josh.

[Fansince88]

21 hours ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

He's a freak.

 

No, seriously.  I know we talk about "farm strength," but I think it's more than that.  I think there's something in his musculoskeletal structure (like exceptionally elastic connective tissue or some shit, I don't know) that enables him to store more bio-mechanical energy and release it more quickly and efficiently.  Because if he were normal, there's no way he should be able to do the shit he does.  

 

So yeah...I think he's way to the right of the bell curve, bio-physically.  He's a freak.

He is. He also doesnt look like he is moving thst fast on tv. I wonder if it looks the same on the field?

[B-Man]

 

[Ann]

The Josh Allen Episode! | Under Review (Cover 1)


 

 

[Ann]

This seems good…

 

 

 

 

[IDBillzFan]

On 7/22/2023 at 7:04 AM, Nanker said:

He’s a Unicorn. 

 

It really is a shame we missed our window with him.

 

On 7/22/2023 at 7:19 AM, Ninety-4 said:

He's gotta take better care of the football this season.  In the pocket, during runs and throwing.  

 

So basically, all the time?

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

3 minutes ago, IDBillzFan said:

 

It really is a shame we missed our window with him.

 

 

So basically, all the time?

 

No, he can fumble it on the bench, apparently.

[IDBillzFan]

6 minutes ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

No, he can fumble it on the bench, apparently.

 

Frankly, as long as he stays off lakes and jet skis, I'm cool.

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

Just now, IDBillzFan said:

 

Frankly, as long as he stays off lakes and jet skis, I'm cool.

 

Was going to add that...but honestly, I don't think it's a worry.  If someone tried to hit him with a jet ski, he'd either stiff-arm it or vault it.

[IDBillzFan]

 

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

1 hour ago, IDBillzFan said:

 

 

He hasn't truly made the big time until he's in a State Farm commercial.

[IDBillzFan]

1 hour ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

He hasn't truly made the big time until he's in a State Farm commercial.

 

Or Hertz!

 

[Ninety-4]

5 hours ago, IDBillzFan said:

 

 

 

 

So basically, all the time?

 

Perfection never expected but 3rd in the league in picks and 3rd in fumbles won't likely result in a championship.  

[Nouseforaname]

7 hours ago, IDBillzFan said:

 

This post was deleted.  Looks like he jumped the gun.  He is definitely considered though.

 

I started watching season 1.  Kirk cousins is a really likeable guy and listening to mahomes scratchy voice gets annoying after a while. 

Edited July 25, 2023 by Nouseforaname

[Nanker]

5 hours ago, Nouseforaname said:

This post was deleted.  Looks like he jumped the gun.  He is definitely considered though.

 

I started watching season 1.  Kirk cousins is a really likeable guy and mahomes gets annoying after a while. 

FIFY

[Alaska Darin]

 

[Ann]

 

[Nanker]

4 hours ago, Ann said:

 

“but he’s not a pimple on Tua Phindaballova’s ass. He’s not.”[/DrainBramagedPhinFans]

[Ann]

He is stellar with young fans:
 

 

 

 

[Ann]

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[Ann]

Pretty good