Trump

[Boyst]

3 minutes ago, Pete said:

And you fell for it. Do you really think I have a lack of knowledge of the issues? You were the dumb one to underestimate me. I played you from my first post. That post was just to see who could handle an opinion and who couldn’t. Which would tell me who to take serious and who to ignore. I played with you. You might think I’m an idiot but you really are the idiot for falling for someone getting on a board and bragging about being ignorant. 
 

some dumb ass I blocked said not start a war with her. As stupid as that was to call this war we will play off that. Rule number 1 never underestimate your enemies. Now I know who has smashed their head against the table a few too many times at the tail gate parties!

Avast, matey! Looks like there's been a bit of a misunderstanding on this here deck. While I admire your Pinkie Pie-esque party spirit and Captain Scootaloo swagger, starting a war ain't exactly the Elements of Harmony, is it?

 

Maybe we can bury the treasure of this disagreement and focus on the real booty: having a good discussion! If you ever feel like having a civil chat, even a salty seadog like me can appreciate a good debate. Just remember, even the bravest pirates need a strong crew, not a squabbling one.

[Deranged Rhino]

2 minutes ago, Pete said:

Maga. LOL 

 

That's not the insult you think it is. Nor is it proof that I'm wrong about your low IQ, lack of general knowledge, or purpose here. 

 

What it does prove is that you lack a functioning frontal lobe and the ability to banter with anyone above a third grade reading level. Well done, you. 😉 

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

2 minutes ago, Boyst said:

Avast, matey! Looks like there's been a bit of a misunderstanding on this here deck. While I admire your Pinkie Pie-esque party spirit and Captain Scootaloo swagger, starting a war ain't exactly the Elements of Harmony, is it?

 

Maybe we can bury the treasure of this disagreement and focus on the real booty: having a good discussion! If you ever feel like having a civil chat, even a salty seadog like me can appreciate a good debate. Just remember, even the bravest pirates need a strong crew, not a squabbling one.

 

Pete, I beg you, please...respond with something better than the "butt pirate" joke you're doubtlessly considering.  

[Pete]

6 minutes ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

THAT was your TRAP?????

 

No. Your mouth is the trap. That was just seeing who can handle an opinion. Maga lost their mind over an opinion LOL. Too easy. 
 

but I’m not the one on trial. that’s that ass had trump. And no, banging a porn star doesn’t keep you from being president. But not getting voted in does. And that walking piece of excrement is not getting elected. He’ll be in prison and maga will be dead!

Edited April 24 by Pete

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

1 minute ago, Pete said:

No. Your mouth is the trap.

 

What the &#%$ does this even mean?  What the &#%$ is this even supposed to mean?????

 

I'm begging you...get help for your insults.  Find a preschooler.  A drunk ferret.  A particularly precocious pet rock.  Anything...just get some assistance.

[Fansince88]

Can I suggest the ignore button. I can see many are arguing with Pete. I have put him on the same ignore I did with Joe. Someone let him know I cant take his jiberous any more. 

[Deranged Rhino]

1 minute ago, Pete said:

No. Your mouth is the trap. That was just setting who can handle an opinion. Maga lost their mind over an opinion LOL. Too easy. 
 

but I’m not the one on trial. that’s that ass had trump. And no, banging a porn star doesn’t keep you from being president. But not getting voted in does. And that walking piece of excrement is not getting elected. He’ll be in prison and maga will be dead!

 

You talk a lot of shit about people "losing their minds" when you're so rattled you can't even spell a basic insult against the Devil himself. 

 

Do yourself a favor, go sit in a quiet place with a pad and a pencil. Write down 100 jokes. Then cross them all off (because they'll be terrible). Then go write 100 more. Then come back and try some out. You might have better luck. 

 

Because right now you're getting rolled. And you're doing it largely to yourself. 

[Pete]

4 minutes ago, Deranged Rhino said:

 

That's not the insult you think it is. Nor is it proof that I'm wrong about your low IQ, lack of general knowledge, or purpose here. 

 

What it does prove is that you lack a functioning frontal lobe and the ability to banter with anyone above a third grade reading level. Well done, you. 😉 

Oh you know what a frontal lobe is? I’m impressed. 

[Deranged Rhino]

Just now, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

What the &#%$ does this even mean?  What the &#%$ is this even supposed to mean?????

 

I'm begging you...get help for your insults.  Find a preschooler.  A drunk ferret.  A particularly precocious pet rock.  Anything...just get some assistance.

 

It means he's so upset he can't think straight. 

 

He's triggered. 

 

Because he's weak, unintelligent, and he knows it. 

[Deranged Rhino]

Just now, Pete said:

Oh you know what a frontal lobe is? I’m impressed. 

 

See? That should have been one of those jokes you crossed off if you took my advice. Could have saved yourself the embarrassment. 😉 

 

I'm just looking out for you.

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

Just now, Fansince88 said:

Can I suggest the ignore button. I can see many are arguing with Pete. I have put him on the same ignore I did with Joe. Someone let him know I cant take his jiberous any more. 

 

No.  There's people you ignore, and then there's people you just have to exercise creative wit against.

 

And frankly, this board doesn't give me enough opportunity to exercise my insult comedy.  

[Boyst]

6 minutes ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

Pete, I beg you, please...respond with something better than the "butt pirate" joke you're doubtlessly considering.  

Avast, ye scurvy landlubber! Don't go spoutin' nonsense about a pirate and his pie! A true buccaneer wouldn't be caught dead with somethin' so landlubberly! Now that treasure there? Packed with doubloons and jewels, perfect for bribin' a mermaid or two! But cherry pie?

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

Just now, Deranged Rhino said:

 

See? That should have been one of those jokes you crossed off if you took my advice. Could have saved yourself the embarrassment. 😉 

 

I'm just looking out for you.

 

He's got to be drunk.  Has to be. Not even Tiberius ATOP at his worst was this terminally putrid.

[Pete]

1 minute ago, Deranged Rhino said:

 

You talk a lot of shit about people "losing their minds" when you're so rattled you can't even spell a basic insult against the Devil himself. 

 

Do yourself a favor, go sit in a quiet place with a pad and a pencil. Write down 100 jokes. Then cross them all off (because they'll be terrible). Then go write 100 more. Then come back and try some out. You might have better luck. 

 

Because right now you're getting rolled. And you're doing it largely to yourself. 

Oh boy. We got the spell check police out. Always very useful. You get triggered so easy.

[Deranged Rhino]

Just now, Pete said:

Oh boy. We got the spell check police out. Always very useful. You get triggered so easy.

 

That's the third "Double dumbass on you!" you've lobbed in just this conversation. 

 

One of us is triggered. It isn't me. 

 

One of us is witty. It isn't you.

[Boyst]

7 minutes ago, Pete said:

No. Your mouth is the trap. That was just seeing who can handle an opinion. Maga lost their mind over an opinion LOL. Too easy. 
 

but I’m not the one on trial. that’s that ass had trump. And no, banging a porn star doesn’t keep you from being president. But not getting voted in does. And that walking piece of excrement is not getting elected. He’ll be in prison and maga will be dead!

Sweet words can deceive,

A cage of teeth snapping shut,

Silence keeps you safe

[Fansince88]

1 minute ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

No.  There's people you ignore, and then there's people you just have to exercise creative wit against.

 

And frankly, this board doesn't give me enough opportunity to exercise my insult comedy.  

Makes sense.  I see you as an unfair advantage in the war of wit when you are fighting an unarmed man.. Let him know I believe he will loose greatly for me please. 

[Boyst]

2 minutes ago, Deranged Rhino said:

 

That's the third "Double dumbass on you!" you've lobbed in just this conversation. 

 

One of us is triggered. It isn't me. 

 

One of us is witty. It isn't you.

Twelvefold the thought has sailed these shores, my friend,

A noble quest, yet purpose seems to bend.

Perhaps a different path your point would bring,

A metaphor, an image, ideas take wing.

 

Let's delve anew, with fresh and vibrant phrase,

Convey the essence in a sharper maze.

For brevity's a gem, a writer's holy grail,

One pierce of light to paint a wondrous tale.

[Pete]

Trump it’s getting convicted and maga is triggered, and you are attacking me for it LOL. 
 

someone please explain why you like trump? I could write a book on what trash he is. 
 

for people who claim to be smart (your words not mine) why do you app worship him so much.

[Deranged Rhino]

Just now, Pete said:

Trump it’s getting convicted and maga is triggered, and you are attacking me for it LOL. 
 

someone please explain why you like trump? I could write a book on what trash he is. 
 

for people who claim to be smart (your words not mine) why do you app worship him so much.

 

The only one talking about Trump is you. 

 

The rest of us are dragging you around like a dog with a chew toy. 

 

You're just too dim to understand the difference.