Trump

[Pete]

Well as fun as this has been I’m not into doing this again t today. I’m glad that you are triggered because you know nothing about me. the fact that I hate everyone in govt blows your mind. Simpletons! Time to block some of you bitches because you can’t think beyond what Fox News tells you to think. My use for you has run out!

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

2 minutes ago, Pete said:

Oh my God another one! You really got me there Cliff! I’ll be crying and losing sleep tonight. Shit for brains!

 

You're no fun anymore.  Last night you were fun.  I haven't had as much fun as I did last night since when Uncle Bosley would take me to the Nickelodon to see Fatty Arbuckle movies.He'd let me sit on his lap while he'd sniff my hair.

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

1 minute ago, Ann said:

 

You watch FOX news!?  

 

 

Sure he does.  He just doesn't understand it.

[Pete]

1 minute ago, Ann said:

 

You watch FOX news!?  

 

Fox news (search the forum for the data)  the "pro Trump network " aired negative stories about him/his administration 52% of the time.

 

After the 2020 election Murdock caved and paid a huge fine rather than testify about the uncovered hijinks in the presidential election. 

 

Fox is just another "msm" outlet. The difference is they will run a negative Biden story once in a while where CNN and MSNBC usually won't. They certainly are not Trump supporters. 

I don’t trust any of them. If I have them on I take everything worth a grain of salt. 
 

honestly I don’t trust the judge in the trump trial. I don’t think you guys need to worry about trump. He will get off on this. You all think the judge is against him. You need to think about what the judge is doing and why he’s doing it. 

[snafu]

5 minutes ago, Pete said:

Well as fun as this has been I’m not into doing this again t today. I’m glad that you are triggered because you know nothing about me. the fact that I hate everyone in govt blows your mind. Simpletons! Time to block some of you bitches because you can’t think beyond what Fox News tells you to think. My use for you has run out!

 

 

You'll be back though, right? Right!?!?!?

 

 

 

 

[snafu]

1 minute ago, Pete said:

I don’t trust any of them. If I have them on I take everything worth a grain of salt. 
 

honestly I don’t trust the judge in the trump trial. I don’t think you guys need to worry about trump. He will get off on this. You all think the judge is against him. You need to think about what the judge is doing and why he’s doing it. 

 

 

 

Oh, thank goodness!

Pete came back everyone!!

 

 

 

[snafu]

Just now, snafu said:

I’m glad that you are triggered because you know nothing about me.

 

The irony is lost on you, yes?

 

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

6 minutes ago, Pete said:

I don’t trust any of them. If I have them on I take everything worth a grain of salt. 
 

honestly I don’t trust the judge in the trump trial. I don’t think you guys need to worry about trump. He will get off on this. You all think the judge is against him. You need to think about what the judge is doing and why he’s doing it. 

 

[Boyst]

For @Pete

 

Once upon a time, in a workshop filled with sawdust and dreams, lived a puppet named Pete. Pete, unlike his friends with their painted smiles and button eyes, looked a little...unfinished. He had a bright red coat, a mischievous grin, and a head of soft felt – but no brain!

One day, a mischievous bluebird named Pip stopped by. "Off on an adventure, Pete?" Pip chirped.

Pete looked down at his empty head. "Not quite. I can't seem to think of one without a brain."

Pip tilted his head. "The Whispering Woods hold the Wishing Well," he chirped, "a single wish granted to those brave enough to seek it!"

Hope flickered in Pete's button eyes. "A brain! That's my wish!"

The Whispering Woods were a kaleidoscope of colors. Flowers hummed lullabies, butterflies whispered secrets, and Pete bounced along, his sewn-on shoes kicking up leaves. He met a grumpy badger who offered him "common sense" (too prickly!), and a family of chatty squirrels who offered "wittiness" (too twitchy!). Finally, he reached the Wishing Well, a crystal tear shimmering in the mossy heart of the woods.

Pete closed his eyes tight. "I wish for a brain!" he squeaked.

The well shimmered, then a booming voice echoed, "Granted!"

A bright light engulfed Pete. When it faded, he felt...different. He tapped his head. "I can think!" he exclaimed.

But something felt wrong. His head felt heavy, his neck strained. He couldn't turn it! He tried to walk, but his legs wouldn't cooperate. Panic seized him.

A gentle voice broke through his fear. It was the old willow tree, its branches shimmering with tiny lights. "Little puppet," it rustled, "a brain needs room to grow, but your head is too small."

Pete's heart thumped like a tiny drum. He didn't want to be stuck like this! The willow tree continued, "True wisdom comes not just from thinking, but from experiencing."

Pete sat in thought. He remembered the thrill of the chase with the playful butterflies, the warmth of the sun on his felt face. Maybe a brain wasn't everything.

With a small chuckle, he used his remaining strength to hop (very awkwardly) back out of the woods. His friends gasped at his lopsided form, then burst into laughter. Joining them, Pete realized he didn't need a perfect brain to have a perfectly good time. He might have been a little different, but he was still Pete, a puppet full of heart, adventure, and a head full of wonderful memories.

[Fansince88]

13 hours ago, Ann said:

The ignore feature is being underutilized. Using it is a great suggestion!

 

[Cinga]

Someone else made me do it!        

 

[Jabba The Hutt]

21 hours ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

THAT was your TRAP?????

 

[Jabba The Hutt]

21 hours ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

Pete, I beg you, please...respond with something better than the "butt pirate" joke you're doubtlessly considering.  

Unhand my booty!!

[Jabba The Hutt]

6 hours ago, Pete said:

Well as fun as this has been I’m not into doing this again t today. I’m glad that you are triggered because you know nothing about me. the fact that I hate everyone in govt blows your mind. Simpletons! Time to block some of you bitches because you can’t think beyond what Fox News tells you to think. My use for you has run out!

 

6 hours ago, snafu said:

 

The irony is lost on you, yes?

 

 

11 hours ago, Boyst said:

sure is nice not having Pete around anymore.

 

7 hours ago, Deranged Rhino said:

 

Pete's theory of arguing: "Look! A snorkel!"

 

6 hours ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

We don't pay that much attention to you.  Hell, I didn't even realize you're still here.

 

 

See above.  And we only read the headlines.  

Can I call you Pistol Pete??

[Pete]

2 hours ago, Jabba The Hutt said:

 

 

 

 

Can I call you Pistol Pete??

I’ve been called everything else on here, why not LOL. You seem to be the only one who has any kind of a sense of humor. Did you at least like my dick pecker joke last night? Only a pecker can be in a trial about hush money paid to a porn star.

[Pete]

So a big day for trump today with the supreme court hearing about his immunity claim and back to court after a long hard day off from the trial yesterday. 
 

He used his time off to hit the campaign trail hard yesterday.

 

 

 

Edited April 25 by Pete

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

3 hours ago, Pete said:

So a big day for trump today with the super court hearing about his immunity claim and back to court after a long hard day off from the trial yesterday. 
 

He used his time off to hit the campaign trail hard yesterday.

 

 

 

 

[Ann]

Top 10, for sure!  
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Ann]

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Deranged Rhino]