UFOs and Sitcom Math

[devnull]

On 8/9/2023 at 3:43 PM, Foxx said:

I mean, what could go wrong...

 

Nasa asteroid strike unleashes boulder storm ‘as deadly as Hiroshima

 

6 hours ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

What the &#%$ is "boulder storm as deadly as Hiroshima" supposed to mean?  What a stupid statement.

 

boulder storm sounds like it was raining in colorado

[Deranged Rhino]

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

1 hour ago, Deranged Rhino said:

 

To be honest, I'd much rather watch unidentified lights in the sky than Independence Day: Resurgence.

 

And I'd rather be abducted and probed than watch Moonfall.

[Cinga]

On 8/17/2023 at 4:56 PM, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

And I'd rather be abducted and probed than watch Moonfall.

 

You could have kept that one to yourself 

[B-Man]

 

 

the aliens story is dying out, what should we do ?

 

 

Loch Ness Monster bombshell as '4 distinct noises' heard in largest hunt in 50 years

Story by Lauren Gilmour & Joseph Wilkes •

 

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/loch-ness-monster-bombshell-as-4-distinct-noises-heard-in-largest-hunt-in-50-years/ar-AA1fQu2J?OCID=ansmsnnews11

 

[Jabba The Hutt]

On 8/17/2023 at 4:56 PM, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

To be honest, I'd much rather watch unidentified lights in the sky than Independence Day: Resurgence.

 

And I'd rather be abducted and probed than watch Moonfall.

I can definitely make the latter happen

[devnull]

9 hours ago, B-Man said:

 

 

the aliens story is dying out, what should we do ?

 

 

Loch Ness Monster bombshell as '4 distinct noises' heard in largest hunt in 50 years

Story by Lauren Gilmour & Joseph Wilkes •

 

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/loch-ness-monster-bombshell-as-4-distinct-noises-heard-in-largest-hunt-in-50-years/ar-AA1fQu2J?OCID=ansmsnnews11

 

 

You know what's missing from that story?

 

Audio of the "distinct noises"

[Hedge]

 

“On Thursday, the Pentagon is expected to announce that AARO is set to launch its informational website that compiles details around its ongoing operations and efforts to make sense of UAP reports.
 

This site will host readily accessible, regularly updated information for the public about AARO’s activities. And Kirkpatrick’s growing team will post information, photos, videos and other media of UAP cases as they are declassified and approved for public release.“

[snafu]

8 hours ago, Hedge said:

 

“On Thursday, the Pentagon is expected to announce that AARO is set to launch its informational website that compiles details around its ongoing operations and efforts to make sense of UAP reports.
 

This site will host readily accessible, regularly updated information for the public about AARO’s activities. And Kirkpatrick’s growing team will post information, photos, videos and other media of UAP cases as they are declassified and approved for public release.“

 

 

What’s the over/under on that site turning into a kook fest?

Are we talking hours?

 

 

 

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

2 hours ago, snafu said:

 

 

What’s the over/under on that site turning into a kook fest?

Are we talking hours?

 

 

 

 

Probably a negative number.

[Koko]

On 8/17/2023 at 2:55 PM, Deranged Rhino said:

 

They better not shoot that green shit at Will Smith. Otherwise, he'll unleash Jeff Goldblum with his 1990's computer virus, that is somehow compatible with a completely alien operating system, to shut them mofo's down!

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

3 minutes ago, Koko said:

 

They better not shoot that green shit at Will Smith. Otherwise, he'll unleash Jeff Goldblum with his 1990's computer virus, that is somehow compatible with a completely alien operating system, to shut them mofo's down!

 

There was actually a scene explaining that, that was cut, because Roland Emmerich is a turnip head.

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

 

 

[CarpetCrawler]

On 8/17/2023 at 2:55 PM, Deranged Rhino said:

 

Probably just Space Force maneuvers, that's all. 

[B-Man]

 

 

Planet X  ??

 

 

 

[Hedge]

The good news is that it won’t be Predator type aliens that wipe us out. The bad news is that it will instead be Lollipop Guild aliens.

 

 

 

[devnull]

13 hours ago, Hedge said:

The good news is that it won’t be Predator type aliens that wipe us out. The bad news is that it will instead be Lollipop Guild aliens.

 

 

 

 

 

[Deranged Rhino]

 

[devnull]

30 minutes ago, Deranged Rhino said:

 

 

[Deranged Rhino]

5 minutes ago, devnull said:

 

 

Well, he IS &#%$ing crazy. Maybe it's in the name?