Appropos of nothing thread.

[Joe]

 

[GG1]

Whatever happened to Xbenedict?

[KD in CA]

Every time I access a site with multi-factor authentication via a text code I think of Hans Gruber saying "The code, please" to Mr. Takagi.   Every time.

[Robs House]

The past is behind us, and the future has yet to come, but the present is now.

[Joe]

[Uncle Joe]

The only constant is change,
The more things change the more the stay the same.

[LB3]

I was just randomly looking at power drills in Walmart this morning. I log onto this site and the first ad I see is for a power drill. 

[Joe]

How I spend my Saturdays:

 

 

[Sig1Hunter]

3 hours ago, Joe said:

How I spend my Saturdays:

 

 

Taking pictures of unfinished drywall ceilings? Odd.

[Joe]

3 hours ago, Sig1Hunter said:

Taking pictures of unfinished drywall ceilings? Odd.

Putting up said ceilings.

[Koko]

20 minutes ago, Joe said:

Putting up said ceilings.

 

You might want to consider finishing them, then.

[Joe]

9 hours ago, Koko said:

 

You might want to consider finishing them, then.

 

Mud has to cure before sanding.

[devnull]

I saw a commercial for Wendys New Classic Chicken Sandwhich

 

Isn't New Classic an oxymoron?

[Keukasmallie]

On 11/12/2020 at 8:03 PM, GG1 said:

Whatever happened to Xbenedict?

 

You can still get them in most good breaklfast restaurants....

[Keukasmallie]

15 hours ago, devnull said:

I saw a commercial for Wendys New Classic Chicken Sandwhich

 

Isn't New Classic an oxymoron?

 

No more so that Wendys...

[Koko]

19 hours ago, devnull said:

I saw a commercial for Wendys New Classic Chicken Sandwhich

 

Isn't New Classic an oxymoron?

 

Isn't that what happens when you mix New Coke with Coke Classic?

[AZ.]

On 11/15/2020 at 4:19 PM, devnull said:

I saw a commercial for Wendys New Classic Chicken Sandwhich

 

Isn't New Classic an oxymoron?

 

If a certain word combination inspires positive reactions in a focus group, is it really an oxymoron?

[Robs House]

You ever start writing something and get on a roll, then go back to read your deep introspective masterpiece only to realize that all you have to show for the hour you just blew is disconnected verbose drivel?

[shrader]

I witnessed a hit and run in the walmart parking lot on Monday morning. I didn’t have my phone on me so I couldn’t call it in, but I did get the plate. I gave Walmart the info and then left. On my way home I saw the car on my street about a mile away from my home. The cop loved it, saying that not many people are able to give him an accurate plate and the driver’s home. 

[snafu]

3 hours ago, shrader said:

I witnessed a hit and run in the walmart parking lot on Monday morning. I didn’t have my phone on me so I couldn’t call it in, but I did get the plate. I gave Walmart the info and then left. On my way home I saw the car on my street about a mile away from my home. The cop loved it, saying that not many people are able to give him an accurate plate and the driver’s home. 

 

You should get a commission, like a broker.