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19 hours ago, devnull said:

I saw a commercial for Wendys New Classic Chicken Sandwhich

 

Isn't New Classic an oxymoron?

 

Isn't that what happens when you mix New Coke with Coke Classic?

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On 11/15/2020 at 4:19 PM, devnull said:

I saw a commercial for Wendys New Classic Chicken Sandwhich

 

Isn't New Classic an oxymoron?

 

If a certain word combination inspires positive reactions in a focus group, is it really an oxymoron?

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You ever start writing something and get on a roll, then go back to read your deep introspective masterpiece only to realize that all you have to show for the hour you just blew is disconnected verbose drivel?

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I witnessed a hit and run in the walmart parking lot on Monday morning. I didn’t have my phone on me so I couldn’t call it in, but I did get the plate. I gave Walmart the info and then left. On my way home I saw the car on my street about a mile away from my home. The cop loved it, saying that not many people are able to give him an accurate plate and the driver’s home. 

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3 hours ago, shrader said:

I witnessed a hit and run in the walmart parking lot on Monday morning. I didn’t have my phone on me so I couldn’t call it in, but I did get the plate. I gave Walmart the info and then left. On my way home I saw the car on my street about a mile away from my home. The cop loved it, saying that not many people are able to give him an accurate plate and the driver’s home. 

 

You should get a commission, like a broker. 

 

 

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