Whatever happened to Xbenedict?

Every time I access a site with multi-factor authentication via a text code I think of Hans Gruber saying "The code, please" to Mr. Takagi.   Every time.

The past is behind us, and the future has yet to come, but the present is now.

The only constant is change,
The more things change the more the stay the same.

I was just randomly looking at power drills in Walmart this morning. I log onto this site and the first ad I see is for a power drill. 

How I spend my Saturdays:

 

 

3 hours ago, Joe said:

How I spend my Saturdays:

 

 

Taking pictures of unfinished drywall ceilings? Odd.

3 hours ago, Sig1Hunter said:

Taking pictures of unfinished drywall ceilings? Odd.

Putting up said ceilings.

20 minutes ago, Joe said:

Putting up said ceilings.

 

You might want to consider finishing them, then.

9 hours ago, Koko said:

 

You might want to consider finishing them, then.

 

Mud has to cure before sanding.

I saw a commercial for Wendys New Classic Chicken Sandwhich

 

Isn't New Classic an oxymoron?

On 11/12/2020 at 8:03 PM, GG1 said:

Whatever happened to Xbenedict?

 

You can still get them in most good breaklfast restaurants....

15 hours ago, devnull said:

I saw a commercial for Wendys New Classic Chicken Sandwhich

 

Isn't New Classic an oxymoron?

 

No more so that Wendys...

19 hours ago, devnull said:

I saw a commercial for Wendys New Classic Chicken Sandwhich

 

Isn't New Classic an oxymoron?

 

Isn't that what happens when you mix New Coke with Coke Classic?

On 11/15/2020 at 4:19 PM, devnull said:

I saw a commercial for Wendys New Classic Chicken Sandwhich

 

Isn't New Classic an oxymoron?

 

If a certain word combination inspires positive reactions in a focus group, is it really an oxymoron?

You ever start writing something and get on a roll, then go back to read your deep introspective masterpiece only to realize that all you have to show for the hour you just blew is disconnected verbose drivel?

I witnessed a hit and run in the walmart parking lot on Monday morning. I didn’t have my phone on me so I couldn’t call it in, but I did get the plate. I gave Walmart the info and then left. On my way home I saw the car on my street about a mile away from my home. The cop loved it, saying that not many people are able to give him an accurate plate and the driver’s home. 

3 hours ago, shrader said:

I witnessed a hit and run in the walmart parking lot on Monday morning. I didn’t have my phone on me so I couldn’t call it in, but I did get the plate. I gave Walmart the info and then left. On my way home I saw the car on my street about a mile away from my home. The cop loved it, saying that not many people are able to give him an accurate plate and the driver’s home. 

 

You should get a commission, like a broker.