Appropos of nothing thread.

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

1 hour ago, Uncle Joe said:

I had a doctor visit yesterday. I was somewhat befuddled when asked if I need a chaperone.
Did I need a ride home? Was I going to the prom? Did they have an escort service?

 

So you have a witness to prevent you from being molested.

 

Although I always wondered why it simply isn't an opportunity for two people to cooperate and molest me...

[Ann]

Accurate

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

5 minutes ago, Ann said:

Accurate

 

And paper routes.

[Ann]

Just now, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

And paper routes.

Magazine sales 

[Ann]

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

Just now, Ann said:

 

The proper response to this is to act like you're doing some sort of 90-point turn, backing out and pulling in like you don't have enough space to cut the wheel over.

[devnull]

2 hours ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

And paper routes.

 

 

[Foxx]

2 hours ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

And paper routes.

That and cherry picking were my first two jobs.

[Nanker]

13 minutes ago, Foxx said:

That and cherry picking were my first two jobs.

Oh, so you started out as a MSM journalist/reporter. 

[Uncle Joe]

3 hours ago, Ann said:

Accurate

1965, Then my old man took my bank account in a card game.

(he gave it back the next day...lesson learned)

[LB3]

 

[Ann]

What!?

[4merper4mer]

14 hours ago, Ann said:

What!?

I just saw that and was coming here to post it.  It’s friggin wild.

[Ann]

 

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

9 hours ago, Ann said:

 

 

And they're all getting ripped off, for signing a 2-year contract with ottermatic payment.  They otter know better.

[Ann]

[devnull]

IPhone survives 16,000 foot fall

[4merper4mer]

 

[Uncle Joe]

23 hours ago, devnull said:

IPhone survives 16,000 foot fall

I have to send this to my sis, She dropped her iPhone and it didn't survive a fall of maybe 5'.
Luckily she had insurance,

[Uncle Joe]

13 hours ago, 4merper4mer said:

 

I would be heard yelling "REPRESENTATIVE!"