Appropos of nothing thread.

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

My new favorite work email is the one I just got from the head of FEMA about "proper restroom etiquette" and treating "mission critical" custodial staff respectfully when you flush the commode.

 

Yes...your federal government at work, lecturing federal workers on how to take a shit. 

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

This is a brief, but excellent article on leadership.

 

https://www.usni.org/magazines/proceedings/2024/march/command-requires-clear-philosophy

 

I'll bet none of the command interview questions involve teaching junior officers how to take a shit.

[B-Man]

 

 

 

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[devnull]

16 hours ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

This is a brief, but excellent article on leadership.

 

https://www.usni.org/magazines/proceedings/2024/march/command-requires-clear-philosophy

 

I'll bet none of the command interview questions involve teaching junior officers how to take a shit.

 

Reminds me of a joke...

Sailor and a Marine walk into the head ("the head" is what Navy/Marine types call the bathroom)

 

Marine finishes his business and thoroughly washes his hands

Squid finishes his business and passes the sink on his way to the door.

 

Marine remarks "In the Corps, we wash our hands".

Sailor replies, "In the Navy, we don't piss on our hands"

[devnull]

16 hours ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

This is a brief, but excellent article on leadership.

 

https://www.usni.org/magazines/proceedings/2024/march/command-requires-clear-philosophy

 

I'll bet none of the command interview questions involve teaching junior officers how to take a shit.

 

To be fair, Naval Officers on board ship shouldn't need extra training on how to take a shit.  SEALs and search/rescue teams on the other hand need to learn how to, lets just say, cover their tracks

[Foxx]

I know some here will enjoy this

 

[Foxx]

Concept Car

 

[devnull]

1 hour ago, Foxx said:

I know some here will enjoy this

 

 

 

Somehow, I feel the sudden urge to shoot those with .30-06

 

 

 

 

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

I found the cats favorite toys online, and ordered some.

 

Me: "They'll be here Tuesday."

Wife: "Tuesday?  Why so long?  Can't you get them earlier?"

Me: "...you live in a world where you can sit at a computer and order anything from a wing nut to a goddamn gene sequencer and have it shipped right to your door, and you're complaining about cat toys taking 48 business hours?"

 

(And yes, you can order a gene sequencer and have it shipped to your door.)

[Uncle Joe]

On 3/15/2024 at 8:24 AM, B-Man said:

 

 

 

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I'm D.B Cooper and I approve this message!

 

[CarpetCrawler]

On 3/15/2024 at 6:24 PM, Foxx said:

I know some here will enjoy this

 

 

I was dying to see that first one pop. Oh the humanity.

[Keukasmallie]

1 hour ago, CarpetCrawler said:

 

I was dying to see that first one pop. Oh the humanity.

 

I see what you did there....

[Uncle Joe]

On 3/15/2024 at 3:24 PM, Foxx said:

I know some here will enjoy this

 

 

On 3/15/2024 at 5:13 PM, devnull said:

 

 

Somehow, I feel the sudden urge to shoot those with .30-06

 

 

 

 

@snafu

 

 

[devnull]

That's alot of Pi

[B-Man]

 

 

[Keukasmallie]

If a guy "trans" from male to wherever on the genetic spectrum "he" chooses, will he be able to wear 6" spike high heels?

 

Askin' for a friend....

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

Happy Birthday to Bruce &#%$ing Willis.

 

 

Sadly, dementia did stop him.

[snafu]

Which antagonistic cartoon character is most annoying and did you most want to see caught and dealt with?

 

-- Jerry (the mouse) (a very close second)

-- Chilly Willy

-- Speedy Gonzalez

-- Woody Woodpecker (the effing WORST)

 

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

37 minutes ago, snafu said:

Which antagonistic cartoon character is most annoying and did you most want to see caught and dealt with?

 

-- Jerry (the mouse) (a very close second)

-- Chilly Willy

-- Speedy Gonzalez

-- Woody Woodpecker (the effing WORST)

 

 

Can I vote for Tweety Bird?  Passive-aggressive little bitch.

[snafu]

1 minute ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

Can I vote for Tweety Bird?  Passive-aggressive little bitch.

 

Sure. I absolutely considered adding Tweety Bird to the list.

Roadrunner, on the other hand, is never really an instigator, so not as annoying.