2021 NFL Head Coach Openings [Edited: All Positions Filled]

[Big Blitz]

2 minutes ago, Hedge said:

 

 

 

 

Wow.  

[Ann]

29 minutes ago, Hedge said:

 

 

When he signs, there will only be three openings left: Philly, Houston, and Detroit.  I like the odds of Daboll staying. 🤞

 

 

[devnull]

8 hours ago, Ann said:

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1350873520318898176



 

 

Watson should announce he is retiring as a player to become the Texans Head Coach

[Foxx]

7 hours ago, Hedge said:

 

 

We just dodged a major one.

https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/1351016083399073797

 

[Dubs]

18 hours ago, Ann said:

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1350873520318898176



 

What is the difference between “least desirable” and “most undesirable”?  Weird tweet by Schefty. 

[Nanker]

Most leastest or least mostest probably. Maybe @Boyst can help us out here. 

[Boyst]

1 hour ago, Nanker said:

Most leastest or least mostest probably. Maybe @Boyst can help us out here. 

Well, when looking at a word it's important to break down it's origin. If the word is from roman or greek origin it will have many other little words in it due to it being an old an primative language. Don, dis, less, etc all from roman words meaning a lack of or the opposite, for example. Words can often have multiple origins, say roman and african. African languages are not using words but more noises or sounds like clicks or pops. So a word like clickless is african and roman. Clickbait is a mixture of african and thai...anyway.

 

In this case most leastlessly is a very poor representation of being the lowest outcome. Disirregardless of the origin of the word and break it down. The ly means it is of action, while less means less than least which is extremely low. One could say if it was a temperature it is a negative McKelvin. That can also be used for intelligence, as a negative McKelvin is just above  a V-YoungKevlin.

 

So, saying most undesirable: able is open to opportunities while un means not. Desire is a french word changed american for a stripper you'll find at The Cabernet Club on Tuesday's at 2pm. In french though, it is Desiré which means to want and yearn. So being the most unyearned is to be not wanted and gross, like you'd actually expect at 2pm on a Tuesday in a strip club.

 

What schefter is saying is only a fool would want that job in Houston because Houston sucks and only has stupid 6' blonde chicks who teach yoga there who break your heart and marry some guy who owns two planes and is a physicist. Eff Texas and that dude... Even if she divorced him 5 years ago and got remarried and still a smokeshow.

Edited January 18, 2021 by Boyst

[IDBillzFan]

34 minutes ago, Boyst said:

Well, when looking at a word it's important to break down it's origin. If the word is from roman or greek origin it will have many other little words in it due to it being an old an primative language.

 

This is all completely accurate, disirregardless of what any of you think.

[Nanker]

48 minutes ago, Boyst said:

Well, when looking at a word it's important to break down it's origin. If the word is from roman or greek origin it will have many other little words in it due to it being an old an primative language. Don, dis, less, etc all from roman words meaning a lack of or the opposite, for example. Words can often have multiple origins, say roman and african. African languages are not using words but more noises or sounds like clicks or pops. So a word like clickless is african and roman. Clickbait is a mixture of african and thai...anyway.

 

In this case most leastlessly is a very poor representation of being the lowest outcome. Disirregardless of the origin of the word and break it down. The ly means it is of action, while less means less than least which is extremely low. One could say if it was a temperature it is a negative McKelvin. That can also be used for intelligence, as a negative McKelvin is just above  a V-YoungKevlin.

 

So, saying most undesirable: able is open to opportunities while un means not. Desire is a french word changed american for a stripper you'll find at The Cabernet Club on Tuesday's at 2pm. In french though, it is Desiré which means to want and yearn. So being the most unyearned is to be not wanted and gross, like you'd actually expect at 2pm on a Tuesday in a strip club.

 

What schefter is saying is only a fool would want that job in Houston because Houston sucks and only has stupid 6' blonde chicks who teach yoga there who break your heart and marry some guy who owns two planes and is a physicist. Eff Texas and that dude... Even if she divorced him 5 years ago and got remarried and still a smokeshow.

Best explanation I've heard since this one...

 

[Alaska Darin]

2 hours ago, Dubs part Dub said:

What is the difference between “least desirable” and “most undesirable”?  Weird tweet by Schefty. 

It's the equivalent of finding out the 4 you were going to take home at 3AM because there weren't any other options...also has herpes.

[Ann]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1351154412622925824
 

 

[Ann]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1351202691557584896

 

 

[Dubs]

2 hours ago, Ann said:

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1351202691557584896

 

 

for Daboll I’ve really like to see him get a gig, but going to Houston really isn’t it. 

[Billsandhorns]

11 minutes ago, Dubs part Dub said:

for Daboll I’ve really like to see him get a gig, but going to Houston really isn’t it. 

With how Houston has been doing things recently. I don't see them being attractive at all. 

[Ann]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1351907419669061633

 

[IDBillzFan]

Damn, this is kinda crazy.

 

 

[Billsandhorns]

14 minutes ago, IDBillzFan said:

Damn, this is kinda crazy.

 

 

Back to his roots. 

[IDBillzFan]

Lions have found their knee-capper. 

 

 

[Whatnot78]

Philly has a coach...

 

Eagles hired Colts OC Nick Sirianni as head coach. 

Per FOX's Jay Glazer, Sirianni "met multiple days with ownership and team brass." It is in keeping with the league's recent youth movement, as Frank Reich's top lieutenant is only 39 years old. It is also in keeping with Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie's tendency to make aggressive hires. Sirianni has had a quick rise through the coaching ranks, starting as a Chiefs quality control man in 2009. He coached wide receivers before winding up in San Diego where he graduated to quarterbacks. He landed in Indy in 2018. The Colts have had an inventive, adaptive offense that had to adjust on the fly following Andrew Luck's stunning 2019 retirement, though Sirianni was not the play-caller and has never called plays at the NFL level. That's where the risk comes in for Philly. It is still the kind of move teams should be making, gambling on a young talent instead and unknown upside. 

 

[Nanker]

Well Pederson never called plays for Andy Reid and Laurie took a chance on him. Of course he shitcanned him two years after he won their only Super Bowl EVER. But at least the new guy is going to keep their franchise Quarterback Wentz. 
 

Good luck you Cheesesteaks you. Not really though. Go boo Santa Claus again if that makes you feel any better. 

Edited January 21, 2021 by Nanker