UFOs and Sitcom Math

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

Aliens smart enough to cross light-years, but not smart enough to avoid drone cameras.

 

And these are the &#%$ers that built the pyramids?  

[Foxx]

Is today the day?

 

[Deranged Rhino]

 

Hmm... that's a lot of pointy-heads in one spot.

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

It just occurred to me...

 

In all the 9/11 conspiracy theories - the nanothermite, the Jewish demolition, the micronukes, the napalm-armed "bumblebee", planes, the "jet fuel can't melt steel beams" nonsense...

 

How the hell has no one ever blamed it on aliens? 

[devnull]

1 hour ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

It just occurred to me...

 

In all the 9/11 conspiracy theories - the nanothermite, the Jewish demolition, the micronukes, the napalm-armed "bumblebee", planes, the "jet fuel can't melt steel beams" nonsense...

 

How the hell has no one ever blamed it on aliens? 

 

 

[Foxx]

On 4/20/2023 at 8:07 AM, Foxx said:

Is today the day?

 

Best view of the ship blowing up I have seen.

 

[Deranged Rhino]

21 hours ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

It just occurred to me...

 

In all the 9/11 conspiracy theories - the nanothermite, the Jewish demolition, the micronukes, the napalm-armed "bumblebee", planes, the "jet fuel can't melt steel beams" nonsense...

 

How the hell has no one ever blamed it on aliens? 

Oh, they’re out there. I’ve ran across a few in my time. The two that I remember:

 

* The towers were taken down by energy weapons from orbit operated by the secret nazi space program (who’s allied with 🦎)

 

* A genetic farming race of aliens did it to coat Manhattan with the debris/smoke which they laced with nanobots designed to alter the DNA of a segment of the population. 
 

… The last one was pitched to me once to adapt into a TV series. 😂😂

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

2 minutes ago, Deranged Rhino said:

* A genetic farming race of aliens did it to coat Manhattan with the debris/smoke which they laced with nanobots designed to alter the DNA of a segment of the population. 
 

… The last one was pitched to me once to adapt into a TV series. 😂😂

 

That sounds like a really bad modernization of V.  Y'know...worse than the one they actually did.

 

Although if you really wanted to do that right...the aliens faked 9/11 - because the towers are still there - and covered lower Manhattan with a cloud of mind-altering nanobots that make people think the towers fell.  

 

Conspiracy theorists are such amateurs.  

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

8 hours ago, Foxx said:

Best view of the ship blowing up I have seen.

 

 

 

 

[Deranged Rhino]

1 minute ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

That sounds like a really bad modernization of V.  Y'know...worse than the one they actually did.

 

Although if you really wanted to do that right...the aliens faked 9/11 - because the towers are still there - and covered lower Manhattan with a cloud of mind-altering nanobots that make people think the towers fell.  

 

Conspiracy theorists are such amateurs.  

 

Spot on. It was one of the shorter pitches I ever received. That's literally all they had - nothing else. I asked what changes were being made to the DNA and the response was something like, "that's what YOU get to figure out!"

 

... I thought he meant me, the writer, but no, he meant me the audience. He wanted to keep it vague... for 100 episodes.  

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

10 minutes ago, Deranged Rhino said:

 

Spot on. It was one of the shorter pitches I ever received. That's literally all they had - nothing else. I asked what changes were being made to the DNA and the response was something like, "that's what YOU get to figure out!"

 

... I thought he meant me, the writer, but no, he meant me the audience. He wanted to keep it vague... for 100 episodes.  

 

The series arc is...there's no series arc!  Brilliant! 

 

That's like pitching Breaking Bad without ever revealing that Walter White is cooking meth.

Edited April 22, 2023 by Crap Throwing Clavin

[devnull]

5 hours ago, Deranged Rhino said:

 

Spot on. It was one of the shorter pitches I ever received. That's literally all they had - nothing else. I asked what changes were being made to the DNA and the response was something like, "that's what YOU get to figure out!"

 

... I thought he meant me, the writer, but no, he meant me the audience. He wanted to keep it vague... for 100 episodes.  

 

5 hours ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

The series arc is...there's no series arc!  Brilliant! 

 

That's like pitching Breaking Bad without ever revealing that Walter White is cooking meth.

 

 

[devnull]

Mayan calendar

https://science.slashdot.org/story/23/04/21/0010253/scientists-finally-solved-the-mystery-of-how-the-mayan-calendar-works?utm_source=rss0.9mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed&sbsrc=science

 

Not aliens

[snafu]

51 minutes ago, devnull said:

Mayan calendar

https://science.slashdot.org/story/23/04/21/0010253/scientists-finally-solved-the-mystery-of-how-the-mayan-calendar-works?utm_source=rss0.9mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed&sbsrc=science

 

Not aliens

So when do we all die?

 

[Koko]

On 4/22/2023 at 3:27 PM, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

The series arc is...there's no series arc!  Brilliant! 

 

That's like pitching Breaking Bad without ever revealing that Walter White is cooking meth.

 

Whatever Heisenberg was creating in that lab with a meth head and marketing to meth dealers/cartels is for YOU to figure out!

Edited April 24, 2023 by Koko

[Deranged Rhino]

 

[Jabba The Hutt]

On 4/24/2023 at 2:32 PM, Koko said:

 

Whatever Heisenberg was creating in that lab with a meth head and marketing to meth dealers/cartels is for YOU to figure out!

PopChips duh!!!!

[Jabba The Hutt]

1 hour ago, Deranged Rhino said:

 

How often does he get that mop permed, hot damn!

[Deranged Rhino]

 

[devnull]

52 minutes ago, Deranged Rhino said:

 

Yeah whenever I see that guy, my spidey sense says he's part of the charade