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[Foxx]

I see Dalvin has turned down the Dolphins offer.

[Nanker]

48 minutes ago, Foxx said:

I see Dalvin has turned down the Dolphins offer.

Maybe winning a Superbowl in week three isn’t as compelling to him as it is for the fish fans. 

[SquirminThurman]

On 6/22/2023 at 12:54 PM, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

And I'm sorry, but if you have to file criminal charges for getting slapped on the back of the neck, you're a serious pussy.

What about the piracy? (boarding boat without permission)

 

I thought Hill was a Dolphin, not a Buccaneer.

 

 

 

Edited July 11, 2023 by SquirminThurman

[Ann]

1 minute ago, SquirminThurman said:

What about the piracy? (boarding boat without permission)

 

I thought Hill was a Dolphin, not a Buccaneer.

 

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@Foxx, please fix!

[Foxx]

5 minutes ago, Ann said:

@Foxx, please fix!

Squirmin fixed it.

[Alaska Darin]

Tua:  "How do I stop getting concussions?"

Fish Medical Staff (apparently):  "Get fat AF"

 

 

[SquirminThurman]

12 hours ago, Alaska Darin said:

Tua:  "How do I stop getting concussions?"

Fish Medical Staff (apparently):  "Get fat AF"

 

 

The bigger they are, the harder they fall!

 

Timber!!!

[Alaska Darin]

4 hours ago, SquirminThurman said:

The bigger they are, the harder they fall!

 

Timber!!!

 

[Seasons1992]

1 hour ago, Alaska Darin said:

 

 

No wonder Tua gets concussions, that's a HEAVY head for gravity to play with on the way down......

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

54 minutes ago, Seasons1992 said:

 

No wonder Tua gets concussions, that's a HEAVY head for gravity to play with on the way down......

 

He can borrow my helmet...

 

[Alaska Darin]

I can get like half as many concussions if my head is twice as large.  That's a thing, right?

 

 

[Taro T]

1 hour ago, Alaska Darin said:

I can get like half as many concussions if my head is twice as large.  That's a thing, right?

 

 

 

Other than taking HGH is there a way for a person's head to significantly grow upon reaching adulthood?  (Realizing people's faces widen as they get older; but this just seems Barry Bonds level of melon growth.)

[Jabba The Hutt]

5 hours ago, Alaska Darin said:

 

 

4 hours ago, Seasons1992 said:

 

No wonder Tua gets concussions, that's a HEAVY head for gravity to play with on the way down......

 

3 hours ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

He can borrow my helmet...

 

He's going for no neck...great call

 

 

 

 

 

Edited July 12, 2023 by Jabba The Hutt

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

1 hour ago, Taro T said:

 

Other than taking HGH is there a way for a person's head to significantly grow upon reaching adulthood?  (Realizing people's faces widen as they get older; but this just seems Barry Bonds level of melon growth.)

 

You can drink Mr. Burns Brain and Nerve tonic.

[Seasons1992]

11 hours ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

You can drink Mr. Burns Brain and Nerve tonic.

 

 

 

"It's like a party in my mouth, and everyone's invited!"

Edited July 13, 2023 by Seasons1992
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[Foxx]

6 hours ago, Seasons1992 said:

 

 

 

"It's like a party in my mouth, and everyone's invited!"

A come as you are affair or should we wear a bow?

[Seasons1992]

22 hours ago, Foxx said:

A come as you are affair or should we wear a bow?

 

 

This is one of my top ten Simpsons episodes ever. Darryl Strawberry telling Mr. Burns that "some of these guys have a bad attitude, skip" after what's he's been through is amazing.

 

Homer at the Bat - Wikipedia

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

1 hour ago, Seasons1992 said:

 

 

This is one of my top ten Simpsons episodes ever. Darryl Strawberry telling Mr. Burns that "some of these guys have a bad attitude, skip" after what's he's been through is amazing.

 

Homer at the Bat - Wikipedia

 

Sometimes when I hear someone get nonsensical instructions at work, I'll add "And shave those sideburns!"

[Deranged Rhino]

 

[Uncle Joe]

28 minutes ago, Deranged Rhino said:

 

Shouldn't this be in the Florida man thread?