afc east *Patriots Ch(e)at

[Taro T]

14 hours ago, Ann said:

It's the hoodie playing 4D chess so no one knows how good the team really is. 

 

 

 

Nah, just showing how that D hasn't stepped back an inch from where they were last year.  (Psst, 7 drives, 7 TDs.)

 

😄

[IDBillzFan]

3 hours ago, Alaska Darin said:

 

 

I read earlier (a newer article here)  that the biggest issue with the Pats* offense is that after over two decades, they changed to a zone blocking scheme, and no one knows what the hell they should be doing.

 

 

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Descriptors like disjointed, confused, disorganized, frustrated and broken have been used by beat reporters when relaying what the offense has looked like early in camp. The defense has reportedly dominated team drills, with quarterback Mac Jones struggling behind a revamped offensive line.

 

Penalties, miscommunication and would-be sacks characterized Monday's practice. With the Pats installing some zone-blocking schemes early in camp, the offensive line has particularly struggled as it breaks in a new group on the interior.

 

 

[IDBillzFan]

[Ann]

5 minutes ago, IDBillzFan said:

Wut? Is that a real quote? Because it reads like the Onion or Babylon Bee.

 

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

13 minutes ago, Ann said:

Wut? Is that a real quote? Because it reads like the Onion or Babylon Bee.

 

 

Doesn't even sound like a parody of Belichick.  When has he ever made definitive statements like that, or compared his players to others in the league?

[Alaska Darin]

 

[IDBillzFan]

 

[KD in CA]

On 8/9/2022 at 9:15 AM, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

Doesn't even sound like a parody of Belichick.  When has he ever made definitive statements like that, or compared his players to others in the league?

 

Never.  For 25 years you'd be lucky to get a 'we'll see' out of him.  

 

If Belichick really said that than there's a big problem in Foxboro.

[B-Man]

 

 

Robert Kraft is next in line

After celebrating Richard Seymour's induction into the Pro Football Hall of Fame, it's time to make way for Robert Kraft.

[Foxx]

1 hour ago, B-Man said:

 

 

Robert Kraft is next in line

After celebrating Richard Seymour's induction into the Pro Football Hall of Fame, it's time to make way for Robert Kraft.

TB12 continuing to pay dividends.

[Alaska Darin]

Ain't no one wantin' to play under Matt Patricia

 

 

[SackMan518]

Patriots Fans: "huRR DurR, BeLIcHiCk iS jUsT sAvINg hIs mAStEr pLaN sUrPriSe pLayS fOr tHe rEguLar sEaSOn!"

 

Edited August 11, 2022 by SackMan518

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

7 hours ago, Alaska Darin said:

Ain't no one wantin' to play under Matt Patricia

 

 

 

Not often you see an RB who rushed for 1300 yards in eight years get any sort of press for retiring.

[Alaska Darin]

It would be so much fun to be Patriots' media. 

 

 

[Nanker]

32 minutes ago, Alaska Darin said:

It would be so much fun to be Patriots' media. 

 

 

Can’t wait for him to retire and become a color commentator in the booth, or better yet doint play by play paired up with Cris Collingsworthless. 

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

15 minutes ago, Nanker said:

Can’t wait for him to retire and become a color commentator in the booth, or better yet doint play by play paired up with Cris Collingsworthless. 

 

Chris: "Wow.  Just...wow.  Bill, can you believe what just happened?"

Bill: "I'm on to the next play."

 

[Alaska Darin]

Someone's got a lil' PTSD.

 

 

[Fansince88]

On 8/12/2022 at 4:08 PM, Alaska Darin said:

Someone's got a lil' PTSD.

 

 

And he is going to feel a little ESP this year

[Alaska Darin]

This is pretty funny.  You can tell the shine is off the bumper.

 

 

[Foxx]

Trust the process.