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[Crap Throwing Clavin]

2 hours ago, Foxx said:

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72.2mm to who?

 

 

 

So since I posted that, they're spending even more on receivers, and still have no one? 

[Nanker]

Bill-a-genius:

DeVante Parker	WR	4 yr $30,500,000	$7,625,000	$21,750,000	2024
Nelson Agholor	WR	2 yr $22,000,000	$11,000,000	$16,000,000	2023
Kendrick Bourne	WR	3 yr $15,000,000	$5,000,000	$7,250,000	2024
N'Keal Harry	WR	4 yr $10,098,346	$2,524,587	$8,405,237	2023
Tyquan Thornton	WR	4 yr $7,053,857	$1,763,464	$3,335,710	2026
Jakobi Meyers	WR	1 yr $3,986,000	$3,986,000	-	2023
Ty Montgomery	WR	2 yr $3,600,000	$1,800,000	$300,000	2024
Matthew Slater	WR	1 yr $2,622,500	$2,622,500	$2,622,500	2023
Lil’jordan Humphrey	WR	1 yr $965,000	$965,000	-	2023
Kristian Wilkerson	WR	1 yr $835,000	$835,000	-	-
Tre Nixon	WR	1 yr $705,000	$705,000	-	-

[Deranged Rhino]

9 hours ago, Nanker said:

Bill-a-genius:

DeVante Parker	WR	4 yr $30,500,000	$7,625,000	$21,750,000	2024
Nelson Agholor	WR	2 yr $22,000,000	$11,000,000	$16,000,000	2023
Kendrick Bourne	WR	3 yr $15,000,000	$5,000,000	$7,250,000	2024
N'Keal Harry	WR	4 yr $10,098,346	$2,524,587	$8,405,237	2023
Tyquan Thornton	WR	4 yr $7,053,857	$1,763,464	$3,335,710	2026
Jakobi Meyers	WR	1 yr $3,986,000	$3,986,000	-	2023
Ty Montgomery	WR	2 yr $3,600,000	$1,800,000	$300,000	2024
Matthew Slater	WR	1 yr $2,622,500	$2,622,500	$2,622,500	2023
Lil’jordan Humphrey	WR	1 yr $965,000	$965,000	-	2023
Kristian Wilkerson	WR	1 yr $835,000	$835,000	-	-
Tre Nixon	WR	1 yr $705,000	$705,000	-	-

 

Wow, and here I just assumed that price tag included Smith and Henry... That's just nuts. 

 

Best part is, outside of Parker and maybe Agholor (as depth), none of those 11 receivers would make the Bills' WR room. Give me Diggs, Davis, Crowder, McKenzie (+Shakir and TD Jesus) over everyone on that list. Parker is talented, but who would you bench to start him in Buffalo? 

[Alaska Darin]

5 minutes ago, Deranged Rhino said:

 

Wow, and here I just assumed that price tag included Smith and Henry... That's just nuts. 

 

Best part is, outside of Parker and maybe Agholor (as depth), none of those 11 receivers would make the Bills' WR room. Give me Diggs, Davis, Crowder, McKenzie (+Shakir and TD Jesus) over everyone on that list. Parker is talented, but who would you bench to start him in Buffalo? 

 

Bourne is the only one on that list I'd even consider.

 

I also thought the overpaid TEs were part of that number. 

 

 

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

11 minutes ago, Alaska Darin said:

 

Bourne is the only one on that list I'd even consider.

 

I also thought the overpaid TEs were part of that number. 

 

 

 

They were part of my number, earlier, though I think I used 2021 cap values.

 

Bottom line: the Pats are spending a ridiculous amount on offense, and a ridiculous amount of that offensive cap hit on targets for Mac Jones, and getting a laughable return on it.

[Deranged Rhino]

14 minutes ago, Alaska Darin said:

 

Bourne is the only one on that list I'd even consider.

 

I also thought the overpaid TEs were part of that number. 

 

 

 

Bourne is a good call. He's still got his best ball ahead of him. 

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

4 minutes ago, Deranged Rhino said:

 

Bourne is a good call. He's still got his best ball ahead of him. 

 

So you're saying we haven't yet seen...

 

 

The Bourne Supremacy?  

 

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

 

EDIT: Let me do it for you, @Alaska Darin  

Edited July 1, 2022 by Crap Throwing Monkey

[Night Owl]

12 hours ago, Alaska Darin said:

 

Bourne is the only one on that list I'd even consider.

 

I also thought the overpaid TEs were part of that number. 

 

 

It does and Niko still can't get the math right because he's a coddled Patriots fan.

 

 

[Alaska Darin]

You're REALLY going to hate the next 15 years, Chowd.

 

 

[Ann]

52 minutes ago, Alaska Darin said:

You're REALLY going to hate the next 15 years, Chowd.

 

 

The chutzpah after they had Brady beating the Bills regularly for 20 years. 

[snafu]

3 hours ago, Alaska Darin said:

You're REALLY going to hate the next 15 years, Chowd.

 

 

 

 

Boo frikkin hoo, Brandon.

 

 

 

 

 

Edited July 3, 2022 by snafu

[Alaska Darin]

On 7/1/2022 at 11:33 AM, Deranged Rhino said:

 

Bourne is a good call. He's still got his best ball ahead of him. 

  

 

[Ann]

That would be some protection to give him all that time and space for those hops…

 

 

 

 

[Taro T]

On 7/5/2022 at 8:31 PM, Ann said:

That would be some protection to give him all that time and space for those hops…

 

 

 

 

 

Contrast that to Allen simply reaching back & heaving it.

 

Looked like Jones' shoulder would pop from its socket as he tried to get that downfield.

[Alaska Darin]

Nice job, BB.  Way to turn the 32nd pick into what's going to be (at best) an early 7th rounder.  After only two full seasons.  You trying to out Jets the Jets?

 

 

[Alaska Darin]

Good job, dude.  I'll watch us kick your ass again.

 

 

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

20 minutes ago, Alaska Darin said:

Nice job, BB.  Way to turn the 32nd pick into what's going to be (at best) an early 7th rounder.  After only two full seasons.  You trying to out Jets the Jets?

 

 

 

With all the cap space they have tied up at the WR and TE position, it's a sound trade on a salary cap basis.  This reduces their receiver cap hit from $77M to...

 

...$75M  Awesome. 

[IDBillzFan]

Imagine being so unhappy in NE* that you are happy to be traded to the Bears.

 

Try not to get arrested, N'Keal.

 

 

[Alaska Darin]

 

[RedAlice]

I must say:

 

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