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[Alaska Darin]

Today's "Puff, Puff, Give" Award goes to:

Avigatorx at Finheaven for the following post:

"Do you think Tua is calling the tunnel screens and rushing plays out of the shotgun?
The kid can make every throw. He needs time and better play calling/design.
The stats will come with better coaching/protection."

 

You cannot make up these delusions.

https://finheaven.com/threads/attention-all-anti-tua-guys.368960/post-8743660

 

[Alaska Darin]

When your tight end has clearly watched Josh Allen...but is NOT Josh Allen

 

 

[Taro T]

1 minute ago, Alaska Darin said:

When your tight end has clearly watched Josh Allen...but is NOT Josh Allen

 

 

Funny you said that.  When he did that, said to the wife that he must've watched the Sunday Night Game but didn't watch it too closely.  Ow.

[devnull]

41 minutes ago, Alaska Darin said:

Today's "Puff, Puff, Give" Award goes to:

Avigatorx at Finheaven for the following post:

"Do you think Tua is calling the tunnel screens and rushing plays out of the shotgun?
The kid can make every throw. He needs time and better play calling/design.
The stats will come with better coaching/protection."

 

You cannot make up these delusions.

https://finheaven.com/threads/attention-all-anti-tua-guys.368960/post-8743660

 

Miami version of JP Losman syndrome 

[Alaska Darin]

Like... do you even watch football?

 

 

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

2 minutes ago, Alaska Darin said:

Like... do you even watch football?

 

 

 

Nice to know all the Bills' shit QBs outplayed Tom Brady for all those years... 

 

That argument is the QB equivalent of "Winning only hurts the franchise."

Edited October 17, 2021 by Crap Throwing Monkey

[Boxcar]

2 hours ago, Alaska Darin said:

Today's "Puff, Puff, Give" Award goes to:

Avigatorx at Finheaven for the following post:

"Do you think Tua is calling the tunnel screens and rushing plays out of the shotgun?
The kid can make every throw. He needs time and better play calling/design.
The stats will come with better coaching/protection."

 

You cannot make up these delusions.

https://finheaven.com/threads/attention-all-anti-tua-guys.368960/post-8743660

 

I hope they want to keep Tua for as long as possible. He's awful.

[Nanker]

2 hours ago, Alaska Darin said:

When your tight end has clearly watched Josh Allen...but is NOT Josh Allen

 

 

 

2 hours ago, Taro T said:

Funny you said that.  When he did that, said to the wife that he must've watched the Sunday Night Game but didn't watch it too closely.  Ow.

We’ll, obviously Geesuckie hasn’t waterskied seven times and doesn’t have a PacMan self to pump up too. 
That did kinda look like he hurdled into a thorn Bush only to fall into another one. Wonder what his crossbow skills are like. Never mind. I think we all know… similar to Dan’s. 

[4merper4mer]

Clicked on a thread and one of the “fix this” priorities was to sign a “premier WR like JuJu”.

 

Please yes.

[Beer__League__Hockey]

Similar to Gase in NY, please keep Tua forever starting in Miami.  You can do this guys!

[IDBillzFan]

5 hours ago, 4merper4mer said:

Clicked on a thread and one of the “fix this” priorities was to sign a “premier WR like JuJu”.

 

Please yes.

 

I was just reading that thread. They should change the name of that site from Fin Haven to Fin ATOP.

 

Here's his plan.

 

Quote

1. Fire Flo and Grier.
2. Hire an RPO specialist OC. Next year (Sarkisian)
3. Sign a Premier RT this off season. Pay 15-20 mill.
4. Sign a Bellcow in Henry, Chubb or Hunt etc
5. Draft a baby Bellcow.
6. Sign a premier WR like Juju. ( Just an example)
7. Sign a Run stop monster MLB.
8. Release or trade X. Draft a CB high in the draft.
9. Draft a Center in 2nd round. Or trade for proven Vet. We need a great Center for RPO.
10. Pay Needham. Lock him down RIGHT NOW before he gets expensive.

We have the money next year to do all of this, if we are smart.

But, let's be honest. Miami will nickel and dime, sign of bunch of low level, mediocre garbage and cut them leaving us with mountains of dead money.
If Miami sucks again next year I'm done.

 

It's like it was written by Navin R. Johnson.

 

All I need is a top receiver. And a top running back. And a top RT. And a top run stuffer. And a new center.

 

And that's all I need.

 

Oh, and this ashtray.

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

2 minutes ago, IDBillzFan said:

 

I was just reading that thread. They should change the name of that site from Fin Haven to Fin ATOP.

 

Here's his plan.

 

 

It's like it was written by Navin R. Johnson.

 

All I need is a top receiver. And a top running back. And a top RT. And a top run stuffer. And a new center.

 

And that's all I need.

 

Oh, and this ashtray.

 

His plan includes signing a "bellcow" running back who's already signed through 2023?  Then draft his replacement?  Then put him in an RPO scheme where's he's not properly used?

 

I'm so glad Tom Donahoe's no longer with the Bills.

[CarpetCrawler]

 

 

 

Maybe I could play in the NFL after all?

[Ann]

 

 

https://twitter.com/Marcel_LJ/status/1450877860399525898

[Ann]

Here too

 

 

[Ann]

 

 

 

 

 

https://twitter.com/AaronWilson_NFL/status/1450917424837152776

[RkFast]

On 10/17/2021 at 5:02 PM, Crap Throwing Monkey said:

 

Nice to know all the Bills' shit QBs outplayed Tom Brady for all those years... 

 

 

 

I was gonna say....this is the argument Id be making in 2003. Or 05. Or 09. Or 11. Or 12....

[Ann]

 

 

https://twitter.com/CotyDavis_24/status/1450921396385853447

[Ann]

LOL
 

 

[Ann]

 

 

https://twitter.com/Marcel_LJ/status/1450939137524178950