Appropos of nothing thread.

[KD in CA]

Man Armed With 'Bladed Object' Fatally Shot While Trying To Rob Texas Gun Store - The Police Tribune

 

 

[TakeYouToTasker 2.0]

So… I just found out that my business partner believes that Morgan Freeman is Jimi Hendrix, and that Tupac is still alive…

[4merper4mer]

26 minutes ago, TakeYouToTasker 2.0 said:

So… I just found out that my business partner believes that Morgan Freeman is Jimi Hendrix, and that Tupac is still alive…

Well the first one makes sense a little.  In Seven, he turns to Brad Pitt and says “excuse me while I kiss this guy” then frenches Kevin Spacey.

[devnull]

On 6/24/2022 at 5:50 PM, KD in CA said:

Man Armed With 'Bladed Object' Fatally Shot While Trying To Rob Texas Gun Store - The Police Tribune

 

 

 

 

To Stovokor!

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

4 hours ago, TakeYouToTasker 2.0 said:

So… I just found out that my business partner believes that Morgan Freeman is Jimi Hendrix

 

Oh, I like that one...

 

@Deranged Rhino You ever hear this one?  It's time for us to get to work.

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

On 6/24/2022 at 5:50 PM, KD in CA said:

Man Armed With 'Bladed Object' Fatally Shot While Trying To Rob Texas Gun Store - The Police Tribune

 

 

 

Uh...an ice skate? 

 

Or maybe a hockey stick?  

 

A ceiling fan?

 

Or...I know!  A helicopter chase!

[CarpetCrawler]

On 6/24/2022 at 5:50 PM, KD in CA said:

Man Armed With 'Bladed Object' Fatally Shot While Trying To Rob Texas Gun Store - The Police Tribune

 

 

 

When they can't even call a knife a knife, what the hell is the use of having the media???

 

Was he killed with a "barreled object"?

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

1 hour ago, CarpetCrawler said:

 

When they can't even call a knife a knife, what the hell is the use of having the media???

 

Was he killed with a "barreled object"?

 

You don't know he wasn't brandishing an outboard motor.

[KD in CA]

2 hours ago, CarpetCrawler said:

 

When they can't even call a knife a knife, what the hell is the use of having the media???

 

Was he killed with a "barreled object"?

 

Well that's possible.  After all, he was trying to rob a barreled object retail transaction outlet.

[shrader]

5 hours ago, CarpetCrawler said:

 

When they can't even call a knife a knife, what the hell is the use of having the media???

 

Was he killed with a "barreled object"?

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

Maybe he was brandishing a screwdriver?  Or a Wesley Snipes movie?

[CarpetCrawler]

Was it raining? Maybe he needed new wiper blades and brought in the old ones to match the size?

[devnull]

Was he running with scissors?  Because that would make him a blade runner

[shrader]

He was wearing a Sabres jersey

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

9 hours ago, shrader said:

He was wearing a Sabres jersey

 

A "bladed weapon?"  Clearly wasn't an Eichel jersey.

[shrader]

I just saw my 6 year old niece playing some sort of tablet game that involved parking. It gave her a fine of $6969.69 for Peking in a handicap spot. 

[Taro T]

2 hours ago, shrader said:

I just saw my 6 year old niece playing some sort of tablet game that involved parking. It gave her a fine of $6969.69 for Peking in a handicap spot. 

 

How much you want to bet at least 1 of the developers of that game has kiddie porn on the home machine?

[devnull]

June 28th

 

Anniversary of the most epic wrong turn in world history

 

[Foxx]

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[Crap Throwing Clavin]

4 hours ago, Foxx said:

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Only thing worse that that happening when you're skydiving is that happening when you're NOT skydiving.