[positional grouping] Josh Allen and the QB Room

[Spartacus]

21 hours ago, IDBillzFan said:

Part of me doesn't understand how the Bills got Trubisky on a 1-and-done deal. I suspect it was the only deal MT would take, but it's too bad they couldn't work a wink-wink-handshake deal that they'll let him out if he gets signed someone where...but also allowing the Bills get a pick for him.

 

This is the part of the game I don't understand. It just sucks that they gave him a chance to reset, and don't get the benefits beyond the role he played last year.

 

 

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hope he signs BIG money deal

[Ann]

I will be interested to see what kind of deal he signs...

[Ann]

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[4merper4mer]

At least for the moment this thread could be titled “Josh Allen is the QB room”.

[Deranged Rhino]

2 hours ago, 4merper4mer said:

At least for the moment this thread could be titled “Josh Allen is the QB room”.

 

Get Sammy working on that cloning machine. This post made me excited for the prospect of a QB room made up of multiple Josh Allens. 

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

3 hours ago, Deranged Rhino said:

 

Get Sammy working on that cloning machine. This post made me excited for the prospect of a QB room made up of multiple Josh Allens. 

 

Cloning's not all it's cracked up to be.  Comes with some bad side effects, with time.  Start cloning Josh Allen, you eventually end up with EJ Manuel.  (Source: Multiplicity, 1996).

 

But if you really want to...I know a guy who knows the guy who was RBG's clone's pulmonary therapist.  

[Spartacus]

3 hours ago, Crap Throwing Monkey said:

 

Cloning's not all it's cracked up to be.  Comes with some bad side effects, with time.  Start cloning Josh Allen, you eventually end up with EJ Manuel.  (Source: Multiplicity, 1996).

 

But if you really want to...I know a guy who knows the guy who was RBG's clone's pulmonary therapist.  

I heard it was 95% effective, and completely safe

unfortunately those records will not be available for 50 years

[Joe Miner]

13 hours ago, Crap Throwing Monkey said:

 

Cloning's not all it's cracked up to be.  Comes with some bad side effects, with time.  Start cloning Josh Allen, you eventually end up with EJ Manuel.  (Source: Multiplicity, 1996).

 

But if you really want to...I know a guy who knows the guy who was RBG's clone's pulmonary therapist.  

 

Side effect of cloning - Slow Eyes

[Spartacus]

likely backup for Josh

 

Report: Washington Letting Quarterback Hit Free Agency (msn.com)

 

Per Nicki Jhabvala of The Washington Post, Washington has decided to not tender backup Kyle Allen which means he will be a free agent.

[4merper4mer]

15 minutes ago, Spartacus said:

likely backup for Josh

 

Report: Washington Letting Quarterback Hit Free Agency (msn.com)

 

Per Nicki Jhabvala of The Washington Post, Washington has decided to not tender backup Kyle Allen which means he will be a free agent.

I think he is probably the most likely result, but not the only possibility.  I actually think Fitz is a possibility.

[Ann]

21 minutes ago, 4merper4mer said:

I think he is probably the most likely result, but not the only possibility.  I actually think Fitz is a possibility.

Please, no. Love Fitz but if he joins the team that means Josh ends up hurt at some point during the season.

 

For his own sake, I hope Fitz retires. 

[devnull]

9 hours ago, Ann said:

Please, no. Love Fitz but if he joins the team that means Josh ends up hurt at some point during the season.

 

For his own sake, I hope Fitz retires. 

 

I kinda want to see him sign with Cleveland or Baltimore after Mayfield/Jackson extensions are worked out.

 

Or sign with Green Bay

Edited March 11, 2022 by devnull

[devnull]

On 3/9/2022 at 6:22 PM, Crap Throwing Monkey said:

 

Cloning's not all it's cracked up to be.  

 

[Ann]

Mitch is off to the Steelers. There is no one in the QB room except Josh now, so they need to do some lookin'.

[Spartacus]

1 hour ago, Ann said:

Mitch is off to the Steelers. There is no one in the QB room except Josh now, so they need to do some lookin'.

Darnold, thru the Carolina portal

as soon as they trade for Watson

[Ann]

Matt Barkley (?) and Case Keenum:

[Foxx]

...

 

[Nanker]

Behold…
The Minnesota Miracle. 

Edited March 20, 2022 by Nanker

[Ann]

officially official

 

 

[Ann]

Acquired QB Case Keenum via trade with Cleveland in exchange for Buffalo's 2022 seventh round pick.