Appropos of nothing thread.

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

3 minutes ago, Jabba The Hutt said:

Done and done...

 

[Alaska Darin]

On 5/18/2023 at 7:49 PM, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

I had swimming lessons.  When I was five.

 

The lesson was the instructor throwing me into the middle of the deep end of the pool and making me swim for my life to safety.  Not even making that up.  That guy was a seriously psychotic @$$h@l&.

 

I wonder how they teach kids to swim today.  "Don't worry, just self-identify as a porpoise!"

I didn't realize you met my dad.

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

Actual statement in a meeting today:

 

"We're all professional...uh...you know...'talk good' people.'" 

 

 

[Deranged Rhino]

 

Why does ARod look swollen while Jeter looks the same (while Piven looks like a Muppet design that didn't make the cut)?

 

Is it the effects of the steroids? Or what? 

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

5 hours ago, Deranged Rhino said:

 

...while Piven looks like a Muppet design that didn't make the cut...

 

Is it the effects of the steroids? 

 

Would explain Patrick Mahomes.

[Alaska Darin]

@Crap Throwing Clavin

 

 

 

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

1 hour ago, Alaska Darin said:

@Crap Throwing Clavin

 

 

 

 

&#%$ing ice rats.

 

I've been bingeing on Japanese tsunami footage (physics - fascination with fluid dynamics and how waves evolve).  And I came across this video that made me happy.

 

 

[Ann]

 

[Ann]

Wow

 

 

 

 

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

Apparently, on gorilla Tinder, swiping right means "no."

 

 

[Jabba The Hutt]

On 5/27/2023 at 11:32 AM, Ann said:

 

Me if Josh Allen ever goes down

[Ann]

Erm...
 

 

[IDBillzFan]

One of the more curious things I see in the social media world is the large number of people who KNOW that WWE is a staged TV show, but still carry that "It's real to me, dammit!" attitude.

 

 

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

 

[IDBillzFan]

Not wanting to start a new thread, so will ask here: Anyone use Starlink for their internet?

[Ann]

1 minute ago, IDBillzFan said:

Not wanting to start a new thread, so will ask here: Anyone use Starlink for their internet?

Only on a cruise ship.

[Deranged Rhino]

Wait... really? 

 

 

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

Today's conversation...

 

PM: "What's the ETA on this feature?"

Me: "Tuesday."

PM: "The ETA needs to be Monday."

Me: "That's not an ETA, that's a deadline."

PM: "So the ETA is Monday."

Me:

 

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

Today I learned that Mrs. Partridge was smoking &#%$ing hot.

 

 

 

[IDBillzFan]

15 hours ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

Today I learned that Mrs. Partridge was smoking &#%$ing hot.

 

 

 

 

Susan Dey: Wow, your outfit is incredible! You look so sexy! I can't wait to see what I get to wear!

 

Shirley Jones: Here. Robert Preston left this behind in my stage trailer one night. Should fit you okay.