Appropos of nothing thread.

[KD in CA]

On 1/31/2021 at 1:10 PM, shrader said:

I saw three consecutive magazines on the rack at the grocery store today with Van Halen, Alex Trebek, and Sean Connery on the covers. I figured “hey, it’s all the issues for people who just died”. Then I noticed that the next one over had John Lennon. I thought, ok, during my lifetime, they’re pushing it a bit. Then the next one? George Washington. 

 

So five consecutive magazine covers without Kamala Harris on the cover??   That's amazing.

[devnull]

Transparent wood.  Stronger and lighter than glass

 

https://www.cbc.ca/radio/quirks/scientists-develop-transparent-wood-that-is-stronger-and-lighter-than-glass-1.5902739

[Joe]

Modified for today

[Boyst]

[Koko]

2 hours ago, Boyst said:

 

What makes him think I didn't?

[IDBillzFan]

[B-Man]

52 minutes ago, IDBillzFan said:

 

 

Shouldn't this be in the "Rear-Ended" thread ??

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[IDBillzFan]

Okay, this is wrong on multiple levels.

 

 

[Koko]

13 minutes ago, IDBillzFan said:

Okay, this is wrong on multiple levels.

 

 

 

 

[shrader]

Today I saw a guy who somehow ran out of gas about ten car lengths past a gas station. 

[CarpetCrawler]

4 hours ago, Koko said:

 

 

 

If you listen to that 10 or 12 times it doesn't sound so bad anymore.

[IDBillzFan]

Twenty five years.

 

 

 

 

[snafu]

21 minutes ago, DC Tom said:

Just had someone at work do something dumb, break production (again), and insist 1) it wasn't broken, and 2) it was client's fault it was broken (even though it wasn't broken), and 3) it's no big deal (even though it's not broken).  And go to great lengths to explain how all three points were technically true.

 

The client was at loss for words.  So I suggested some words.  Specifically, the words "pedantic supercilious anal orifice."

 

And...guess what they're calling him now.  

 

They’re calling him Tom?

 

[KD in CA]

Two OU football players go to a bar and start some sh-- with the wrong guys.   I guess everyone is young and stupid once.

 

https://www.mmafighting.com/2021/2/22/22296179/viral-video-shows-ou-football-star-beaten-up-by-mma-trained-man-police-investigating

[LB3]

 

 

[Joe]

Don't want to leave florida.

 

Ever. 

 

Ha

[devnull]

11 hours ago, Joe said:

Don't want to leave florida.

 

Ever. 

 

Ha

 

 

 

[LB3]

 

 

[Koko]

22 hours ago, LB3 said:

 

 

 

 

He did tell him...

[shrader]

I was out for a walk and I heard a very little kid walking on the other side with his mom say “Something smells funny. Mommy is that your butt?”

 

I did a double take thinking did I hear what I thought I just heard, and then he repeated it.